#1
'sup d00d.
You're 17 today, so I hope you have a super-dooper-happy birthday.
To help you on your way, I got you some shizzle.

Vodka


A sexy, womancatching guitar



And Phil Labonte


Go crazy!
R E G G A E
#3
Happy B-Day Dude!!!!

I got you your very own German beer waitress.

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#5
Feel free to enjoy this half-eaten hamburger on your birthday!



Yummy!
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#7


Have a good day buddy
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#8


Happy Birthday.

Have some cake.
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#14
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

i was going to get you a pie, but someone already did. so instead, i'm getting you:

MEMBER OF THE LAUGAM BRITISH HIT SQUAD! HONORARY MEMBER OF THE SWEDISH LAUGAM HIT SQUAD!
I'M JUST SEE THROUGH FADED, SUPER JADED, AND OUT OF MY MIND
<//////>~ dA
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#16


I don't know you, but I thought I'd get you a blank continent of Asia to do what you please with.
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#20
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i gave you crabs

You stole that from me. I get everyone crabs for their birthday

Happy birthday man, have a good'un.
RULE BRITANNIA
#22
Mmkay. I got you a Lightsaber!



And a new wife!

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