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#1
So I saw the other thread, though I'd start this.. so what do you think it is?
#2
The fact it acts as social lubricant
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#4
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The fact that it can make you lose control of your bowels.


Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#8
It also removes your inhibitions about bringing out other lubricant
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#11
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It also removes your inhibitions about bringing out other lubricant

More of an adhesive wouldn't you say?
#12
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More of an adhesive wouldn't you say?




I don't want my wang stuck in her cornhole.

That'll bring on a whole heap of troubles.
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#15
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Makes me attractive, and fat birds getting thinner


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If I had sex as much as you said the word "shit" I would be paris hilton.


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I have never felt closer to either cheese or weasels


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DURN THING DUN GONE MESS UP AGIYAN. MARGE, FETCH ME MAH BOOMSTIYAK
#17
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I don't want my wang stuck in her cornhole.

That'll bring on a whole heap of troubles.



man...i love the pit
Because footstools are cool - UG's Classical Guitarists

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#18
When dudes say " AAA **** did you remember that ???" and allll i can say is " ....... no"
dude ?? have you ever had a casual coversation while having sex??

male:
" so erm .. wot do you think of bbc1 ?"
female:
" AAHHHH SH*T !!!! SH*T !!!!! "

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Sex is over-rated. I prefer Pokemon Diamond.


HAHAHA ^^^ :P

#19
You can be comfortable sleeping anywhere.
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you should call one of the songs, "Respecting Old People" just to mix things up.

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You just made a very powerful enemy BenFoffenbock.
#20
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You can be comfortable sleeping anywhere.


Ive always wondered why hard ceramic bathtubs suddenly become like pillows .
#22
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You can be comfortable sleeping anywhere.


i slept in a shrub once.
when i woke up i was like wtf? how did i get here?
#23
it makes you feel good all over.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."-Duke
#27
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The fact that it can make you lose control of your bowels.

vowels, maybe?
hug your local pug dealer!
#29
i still need to get drunk
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could have been 3 's but there wasn't nearly enough exclamation marks to emphasize the anger/disbelief

oh yeah
#30
You lose your inhibitions.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

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Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

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LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT
#31
It makes girls suck my shaven ballllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllls! yeah.
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Man it feels just like anal sex, I think; I'm still a virgin

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Goose is my Hero.

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Yeah, if you get the shag in before she's your legal sister the incest is over turned
#32
Its really messed up. I could go into work and be like "Yea man, I was so hammered last night, it was amazing' and someone would give me a high five. If I go in saying 'Yea man, I was so stoned, and didnt have any hang overs so Im ready to work' everyone would look at you weird and think your a crackhead.
Why are we so wicked indecisive
Let's hit the streets with toy explosives
And let's enjoy what we have
#33
getting drunk rocks, i study at uni, and really, what the hell else am i supposed to do with my weekends? sometimes i go out and drink just cos ive got nothing better to do.

it does make getting laid a lot easier + also makes meeting new people easier. also apart from all that, its just so much more fun that being sober.

my only regret about life is that i have to be sober sometimes...
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#34
^ no u dont!
Quote by Darth_Qurashi
Man it feels just like anal sex, I think; I'm still a virgin

Quote by nebiru
Goose is my Hero.

Quote by Xeus
Yeah, if you get the shag in before she's your legal sister the incest is over turned
#35
Quote by Deliriumbassist
It helps you liberate yourself from trousers! Stop the oppression!


Oh yeah!

*rips pants off*

www.myspace.com/nirvana_rox_ryda_j

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Women don't sh*t.
There's no toilet in the kitchen.


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!

This thread was made back when i had my old 06 account.

#36
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getting drunk rocks, i study at uni, and really, what the hell else am i supposed to do with my weekends? sometimes i go out and drink just cos ive got nothing better to do.

it does make getting laid a lot easier + also makes meeting new people easier. also apart from all that, its just so much more fun that being sober.

my only regret about life is that i have to be sober sometimes...


Only the weekends? Pffft! loser!
...Bleep Bloop...
#38
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Never had an alcohol sh*t?

You haven't lived

Actually wait, I remember now hahah
hug your local pug dealer!
#39
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Never had an alcohol sh*t?

You haven't lived

It's called a Grog Bog :p
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Sorry awful Anglish.
#40
I drive better.

kidding.

But seriously- I, and everyone else, are better singers, dancers, lovers, dreamers, and authorities on politics, relationships, music, movies, and everything else.
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