#1
so i was flying back home today from the coast, nd i was sitting next to blokes. they were gay, drunk nd taking valium. so anyway after they told the hostesses they were gergeous for about the 20th time at the top of their voices they started talking to me. and one was a male hairdresser. and they said i'm gergeous. BUT the hairdresser said my hair looks hsit, but otherwise i could be a model. nd gay haidressers r like at the top of the hairdressing hierarchy? so am i being paranoid freaking out bout my hair or what? strange i know
#4
Gay hairdressers maybe don't like my hair but I wouldn't ciut it.
#5
lol you are gay if you care about your hair. sorry that was uncalled for and untrue
#6
nah fair enuf call mate ha but seriously almost every guy is secretly vain as **** down deep. cept for guitar players, whisch is why we r a special bunch
#7
if i was in that situation, my hair would be the last thing id be worrying about....
#9
id be more worried about protecting my sphynicter if i was in that situation. that was bad tatse and horrible. im sorry
#10
no i thought i was safe when he wasn't talking or trying to smoke in the plane he pretty much looked comatose(eyes open sleeping) from the booze nd **** ha
#12
I'd say so. You're so stressed out you can't even string together an understandable sentence.
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#15
Remember they were drunk.
So they might not have even been gay, left alone thinking your hair is crappy.
#16
well, i always get finicky over my hair

its like a palace on my head... :P

even though i'm so tall no one sees it...
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#18
Just because your paranoid doesnt mean you not going to get hard raped by these gay men in the night. Simultaneously
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#20
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It's probably because all day long you think of things, but nothing seems to satisfy.



quite possibly, but can u help him occupy his brain?


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#21
just ignore the gays, and get on with your days.

in your case, anyway. I'm no homophone.
#22
Wait, where did you get the fact they were gay from? because one was a hairdresser? becuase if i recall correctly you said they were telling the hostess she was hot...
#23
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so i was flying back home today from the coast, nd i was sitting next to blokes. they were gay, drunk nd taking valium. so anyway after they told the hostesses they were gergeous for about the 20th time at the top of their voices they started talking to me. and one was a male hairdresser. and they said i'm gergeous. BUT the hairdresser said my hair looks hsit, but otherwise i could be a model. nd gay haidressers r like at the top of the hairdressing hierarchy? so am i being paranoid freaking out bout my hair or what? strange i know



Are you sure you aren't drunk and high on valium with that spelling?
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#24
Lighten up. Just so long as he doesn't make any advances on you, who cares? Guys are a lot more vain than they'll ever admit, and gay guys just seem to be...erm... more in touch with themselves.
#25
I'de be a bit more worried about 2 gay guys taking valium on a plane.
#26
TS, your stereotyping is ****.

Gays do this....
Gay hairdressers are this....

And how did you know they were gay? Could have just been a bit camp?
Meh.
Also, since when should you really give a **** about what people have to say? If you looked like crap surely you'dve noticed by now
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