#1
So there's a bird trapped inside my screened in deck. He's been there for two days, banging his head against the screen, trying to get out. I'm so desperate that I"m asking that pit: What do I do?
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#4
Ask her if she's up fur a shag.
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#5
[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']What kind of deck do you mean?

A poker deck?

I was thinking magic card deck
#6
Do something horrible, such as pouring boiling water on it

FINISH HIM!
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#7
Anybody else read deck as dick?
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#11
Please Explain...

I am unfarmiliar with the tem 'deck' in the context you've used

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#12
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Do something horrible, such as pouring boiling water on it

FINISH HIM!



You made my day!
What the hell were you thinking?


i duno lol. tihs r liek wen i traid drawn maiself n teh t0ilit.

ROFL.

EPICPHAIL.

gess i cant dai.
#13
I sense a Bellamy the Mouse type situation...
Tell me, who is this?
It's Mr. Lemon...
What are you doing here?
I'm off to the cupboard, where I keep the bodies...
Bad Mr. Lemon, bad lemon.
#14
Quote by guitarist41
Ask her if she's up fur a shag.




i think ts means deck as in like a patio or veranda


why don't u just let it out?
#15
One time, a woodpecker got caught in our patio. He started banging his head on the cement ground really hard for like 5 minutes. Then he fell over dead.


Grab your pool skimmer and get it out before it's too late!
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#17
Shoot it, end its misery
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#19
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let him out, idiot !

+1


a deck is one of those, but in TS's case covered and screened in.
Nope, no sig here.
#20
Light it on fire and watch it fly around and take pictures and post them saying "I saw a phoenix!!!!1!!!11!!!11"
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#21
For Christs' sake, let it out. Keeping it in is cruel, and makes me want to hit you I'm serious, I hate animal cruelty where it can be avoided.
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#26
OMG I NED HALP FORM TEH PITZ!


Let it out, Jesus Christ.
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#28
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Light it on fire and watch it fly around and take pictures and post them saying "I saw a phoenix!!!!1!!!11!!!11"

ROFL
#29
I would BBQ him... but thats just me.
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