#1
I was wondering today, if i eat for lunch, every day, a footlong sandwich made of either cheese or crisps, will i get fat or lose weight. Its just since i started my new job this is what i eat every day.
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#5
well i only eat a regular sized meal for dinner and thats it so i dunno, i just worried that the sandwich might kill me haha. My jobs all on my feet, but in the evenings i just play call of duty all night. Oh i go gym too =)
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#6
Unless you work out significantly and need the calories to gain muscle and loose fat I can see no logical reason why you would ever loose weight from eating.




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#8
^^yeah its bad i know, but i have to make it myself cos no women work here
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#9
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^^yeah its bad i know, but i have to make it myself cos no women work here

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#10
Why the fuck do you want a footlong sandwich filled with crisps? That sounds diabolical, fill it up with rare beef, mayonnaise and lettuce.
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#12
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Why the fuck do you want a footlong sandwich filled with crisps? That sounds diabolical, fill it up with rare beef, mayonnaise and lettuce.


only use one pack of crisps lol but its sooo ****ing good...
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#13
...

that sounds like an entire foot of tasty tasty delicious yum.

and, if thats the case.. who cares if your fat

being fat is like having a big sign pointed at you saying: "I look even worse under this shirt"
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#15
5 dollar footlongs at subway ftw :-)


anyways it depends a lot on how much you weigh. Liek for someone my size, I can eat 3,200 calories a day and not gain any weight. If i wanted to loose weight i'd cut down to like 2,600.
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#16
You will become malnourished so your body will begin to store more fat, and your fat cells will grow.
#17
I hate Subway. I really do. This is why:

Me: *Walks in to Subway*
Assistant (or Ass for short): What can I get you
Me: A BLT please.
....A few inane questions about bread type, length, temperature later...
Ass: Would you like lettuce and tomato with that
Me: No...*Facepalm*

Never again.
#18
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#19
+1
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#20
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I was wondering today, if i eat for lunch, every day, a footlong sandwich made of either cheese or crisps, will i get fat or lose weight. Its just since i started my new job this is what i eat every day.


Lol you fail at life .
#21
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I hate Subway. I really do. This is why:

Me: *Walks in to Subway*
Assistant (or Ass for short): What can I get you
Me: A BLT please.
....A few inane questions about bread type, length, temperature later...
Ass: Would you like lettuce and tomato with that
Me: No...*Facepalm*

Never again.

I hate people that don't like lettuce or tomatoes in their sandwiches.

...With a ****ing passion.