CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: The Totally Way Better Than Everyone Elses Edition!

#1
It’s midnight.

The blackhawks are flying in, and they are right on time.

You load your rifle, and slip a few mags in your pocket.

“BH1 this is Rocco, prepare to deploy.” You hear over the intercom.

You stand at the edge of the copter, smoking a cigarette.

Its time.

You secretly plant a block of C4 on the roof of the copter your in, and toss another block on the tail end of the Blackhawk that’s across from you.

You rappel down the copter and onto the roof of the building.

Your in-ear radio crackles….

Static….”Agent, where would you like us to drop the rest of your unit? Please signal, over”

You think for a minute, and a smirk slowly slips over your face.

“Sorry boys, I’m going solo on this one.”

Static..”What???”

You grab the C4 remote and without hesitation, blow both copters up.

The explosion shatters the silence, and pieces of debris fly in every direction.

You start to hear yelling from the men inside the building you’re standing on.

They began running out of the building to find out what the noise was about.

As you stand on the roof of the building, cigarette still in mouth, you began to pick them off with your rifle.

“SHOOTER! SHOOTER ON THE ROOF!”

They begin to fire back, but they can’t see you.

With the help of your night vision, you kill everyone.

You sit back, and wipe your sweaty brow.
Then….you hear the click of a gun.

“TURN AROUND!”

You turn your head, and see a frightened solider, with a pistol in his hands.

You laugh, and in one quick motion, you turn around and shoot his arm off.

Blood flies everywhere.

He lies on the ground, shaking, bleeding, and dying.

You stand up and look him in the eyes.

“Who…Who are you?!?”

You raise your rifle, and point it at his head, the red laser making a dot right between his eyes.

“The name’s Bond. James Bond.”

You blow his head off.

#2
Rio De Janeiro, Brazil

Life doesn’t get any better, cruising the seas of Brazil in your jet ski, with your lovely hot model wife by your side.

It’s a beautiful day, a near perfect day to be out on the ocean, and a great time to show off your great abs.

You stick a cigarette in your mouth with one hand, while steering with the other.

“Dear, I do wish you would quit smoking.”

You roll your eyes.

“What would you like to do today, bumpkin?”

“Oh I don’t know, perhaps go shopping. It’s really up to you dear.”

You think it over.

A) Go to the Cantina for a margarita
B) Take your hot wife back to the hotel
C) Let your wife go shopping
D) Cruise around in your Aston Martin
E) Take a walk with your wife on the beach.
#4
Enough of these threads, please.

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i choose b


i choose u...


...Charmander!

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"The end is extremely fucking nigh..."
#5
B!!

Lets bang dat biatch!!
say hello, to my little friend!!

(\__/)
(='.'=)Bunny
(")_(")

A coward dies a thousand deaths, a soldier dies but one.

Tupac Shakur.
#7
B.
Quote:
Originally Posted by johnnynemo
"I can't believe you didn't dress up. You're the weirdest guy on this shift."
I said "I was gonna dress like your mom, but I didn't feel like growing a beard".
#10
How many votes before you start on a next part?
Because it will die if you wait to long
*short attention span*
Quote:
Originally Posted by johnnynemo
"I can't believe you didn't dress up. You're the weirdest guy on this shift."
I said "I was gonna dress like your mom, but I didn't feel like growing a beard".
#11
B Wins

As you dock your jet ski, and let the valets take care of it, you jump in your Aston Martin with your wife and head back to the hotel.

You tell your wife to slip into something more comfortable, she’s already wearing a bikini…

“I think I’m going to take a shower…” she tells you.

“I’ll be right up bumpkin.”

You head to the hotel bar, and grab yourself a martini, shaken not stirred.

You walk back up to the hotel room, hot steam coming from the bathroom.

You see your wife’s bikini strewn on the floor.

You take off your pants and head into the bathroom.

Oh wait… your forgetting the Viagra.

You head over to the cabinet and pop a pill.

You open the door to the bathroom and slowly walk in. The bathroom window is wide open.

Strange.

“Dear?”

No Answer.

You quickly open the shower door…and no one is there.

A) You now have a boner and must jack off.
B) You throw on your pants and jump out the window.
C) You run downstairs and jump in your Aston Martin
D) You go back to your room and cry yourself to sleep.
#13
A!!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by johnnynemo
"I can't believe you didn't dress up. You're the weirdest guy on this shift."
I said "I was gonna dress like your mom, but I didn't feel like growing a beard".
#14
A!!!!!
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I'm not even going to tell you what that means.


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#15
Dead.
Quote:
Originally Posted by johnnynemo
"I can't believe you didn't dress up. You're the weirdest guy on this shift."
I said "I was gonna dress like your mom, but I didn't feel like growing a beard".
#18
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yeah I'm killing this thread.

I guess people like the other two choose your own adventure threads better, where the stories go nowhere and they are boring and stupid.

Yup. I does.
Quote:
Originally Posted by johnnynemo
"I can't believe you didn't dress up. You're the weirdest guy on this shift."
I said "I was gonna dress like your mom, but I didn't feel like growing a beard".