#1
So imagine what the user above you would be if he was something you find in the grocery store (not the fat cashier). If you feel like doing so, you can further describe how you'd cook him and how he'd be devoured. A high level of detail is appreciated.

Bon Appétit.


(I'll just wait here for someone to post 'Kentucky Fried Duck lololol' or something.)
#2
you'd be the fat stoner-losser- santa out front who has no life and no prospects, who's 45, and sleeps on his mom's couch
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#4
u'd be........ a singular grape. (one of the red ones)

i'll just take you home n u'll have to do until the doctor finishes repairing my artificial left testicle, Sammy.
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