#2
He killed them with hedge clippers...?

Wtf is wrong with him?
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#3
i doubt its true, i mean this is a guy who sacked a roadie for eating salad
now extra flamey
#4
''So perhaps Mark E Smith, frontman of The Fall, was trying to go one better when he boasted of murdering endangered red squirrels with hedge clippers.''
Quote by MARK E. SMITH

I would happily set about an endangered red squirrel with a set of professional hedge-clippers.

Squirrels mean nothing to me. I killed a couple last weekend actually. They were eating my garden fence.


Those 3 made me lol quite a bit
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#5
im no animal rights activist or anything
but what a prick
well i guess the article makes him sound more of a prick really
#6
wow big man, he can kill squirrels, pretty tough....for a punk rocker
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#7
I strangled a red squirrel with my bare hands.
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#9
I like red squirrels...gray ones are bastards though, he should kill them instead
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#10
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I strangled an animal rights activist with my bare hands.


While he was strangling me for strangling a red squirrel?

That's just kinky.
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haha
This is the funniest thing i've ever read on UG.
lespaulrocks39, you sir are awesome.