#1
Hey guys, I'm not a really frequent poster in the pit, but I figured the question I have would actually be in your area of expertise.

So I'm in journalism class this semester, and as our final exam we have to do somewhat of a mock paper/newsletter. The teacher's letting us choose our own topic, so I choose guitars/guitar players/guitar info, stuff that you would find in modern guitar magazines.

BUT, we have to name it something "clever" not necessarily "funny", and I honestly can't think of anything that DOESN'T involve the g-string and sexual references, and of course that wouldn't fly.

So my question is, anyone have any ideas that I could use? They have to be clever, and they CAN'T be sexual references... But I suppose if you had a really funny one that was sexual post it just for laughs!

Thanks for any help in advance.
#4
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you have to practice playing with the g string while fingering a minor

Not funny anymore.
#5
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#6
Something really epic.

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Not funny anymore.

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#11
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#12
Sparta references would also be cool.

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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.

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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.

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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.


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Jackson DK2M Dinky
Carvin Legacy
Fender Blues Jr.
Roland Cube 30X
#13
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When you saw me sleeping
thought I was dreaming
of you...


I didn't tell you
That the only dream
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#17
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#18
We go to 11.
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