#1
So basically there is a battle of the bands coming up in 3 weeks at my school. Currently I am bandless and don't care for it that much, but there are some people bugging me to form a band with them. One plays bass horribly, can't even hit a single clean note, keep time, etc. The other is a guy who plays guitar...again horribly. Can't even play the simple chugging intro to scars of the crucifix. So pit, I ask you, any creative suggestions to get them to go away even though they won't stop bugging me about this(that includes yelling about it across the room during class)?
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#4
Some sort of arson attempt?
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#5
just tell them you don't want to be in a band right now, you have other things on your plate.
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#7
Quote by metaldud536
Rape them...fast and hard.


I kinda like his idea...
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#8
I've told them they suck and that it's physically impossible for them to get good enough in time, as well as that im not interested. Yet the bass player, who is especially annoying, keeps saying "THERE IS A BAND!!111ooneoe!11l923" even though ive blatantly told him that he sucks and nothing is going to happen.

Is murder my only option at this point?
Gear:
Fender Standard HSS Strat w/ Tone Zone bridge
ESP Ltd EC-1k Black cherry
Carvin DC127 blackburst with Bareknuckle Warpigs
Peavey 6505+
#9
looks like your only option is..... a round house kick
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#10
Quote by DarkRaven03
Is murder my only option at this point?


Look, I've worked with kids in youthcenters that has similar problems to yours, and I keep telling them the same thing: throw a couple of molotov cocktails and see if that improves the situation.
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#11
meh, youre probably no better. just play with them.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#12
I'm not sure if you understand the concept of "they can't hit a single note cleanly"
Gear:
Fender Standard HSS Strat w/ Tone Zone bridge
ESP Ltd EC-1k Black cherry
Carvin DC127 blackburst with Bareknuckle Warpigs
Peavey 6505+
#13
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"You ****ing suck."

Usually gets the point accross.

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#14
Quote by DarkRaven03
I'm not sure if you understand the concept of "they can't hit a single note cleanly"


Less talk, more arson.
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#15
Ignore them, tell them you don't want to be in a band. If they don't get it after a couple of days, murder them. jkjk. if they don't get it, that sucks for them.
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#16
get Chuck Norris! to tell them they suck.
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#17
I say you enter as a solo artist into the battle of the bands and shred their faces off and rape them before and afterwards.
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#18
@Kensai

I'm seriously considering it.
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Fender Standard HSS Strat w/ Tone Zone bridge
ESP Ltd EC-1k Black cherry
Carvin DC127 blackburst with Bareknuckle Warpigs
Peavey 6505+
#19
if you are going to kill them make sure you drink power thirst it says you can even get away with arson
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#20
^and you'll have babies that can run ABNORMALLY FAST!

TS: Just tell them to F*CK OFF. or, get a restraining order.
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#23
crucify them
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