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i was driving and i look at the car next to me and two kids in the back are head banging out the windows listening to slayer. i look in the front and its the kids father who looked like he was scared ****less.. the kid then gave me the devil horns and yelled. i laughed for a long time

what about you?
#2
the most non metal thing iv'e seen is a piece of wood.

on a serious note, my blackmetal friend, who is bahi and fairly religious.
#3

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#4
Goddamn I hate it when small children headbang. I hate it when anyone headbangs. Yeah, two kids at a battle of the bands and two kids at an RHCP show headbanging. Killed the mood, momentarily at least.
#5
hardcore dancing

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#8
Those screamo bands that think they are metal. Cringeworthy's what they are like.
#10
another non metal moment is ive seen my friend who wears all black all the time and listens to the most growling metal wear a light blue abercrombie shirt with his collar popped and one of those frohawks. i also laughed for hours
#11
the most non metal moment?


the day the dance dance beat got stuck in my head X(

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#12
Emo kids.
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#13
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i was driving and i look at the car next to me and two kids in the back are head banging out the windows listening to slayer. i look in the front and its the kids father who looked like he was scared ****less.. the kid then gave me the devil horns and yelled. i laughed for a long time

what about you?



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#14
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Those screamo bands that think they are metal. Cringeworthy's what they are like.


But chances are you dont know what screamo is also.

I dont think any actual screamo bands think they are metal.
I've been here since '04.

#15
Quote by Swat Man
another non metal moment is ive seen my friend who wears all black all the time and listens to the most growling metal wear a light blue abercrombie shirt with his collar popped and one of those frohawks. i also laughed for hours

kid+frohawk=a kid that better not stray into an alley anytime soon
#18
i was walking by my sister who was watching MTV or much or some crap and i think it was usher who was singing live, completely off key and off beat... and people cheered when he ripped open his shirt

kids today...
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#19
nicklebaks rockstar...has nothing to do with rock/metal music. i hate that worse than emo now its so contrived and commercial.
#20
People headbanging without long hair.
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#21
im talking about moments you have seen personally that people think are metal and fail hard.. i didnt mean post anti nickelback anti emo crap lol
#22
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I hate that crap... it is soo gay... it looks like kids are trying to go swimming or theyre trying to be like a ****in ninja. Its mad gay, the most non-metal **** I've ever seen
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#23
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I hate that crap... it is soo gay... it looks like kids are trying to go swimming or theyre trying to be like a ****in ninja. Its mad gay, the most non-metal **** I've ever seen


Well it is called hardcore dancing
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#25
The full title is The Baha'i Faith, its one of the fastest growing religions in the world.
Have a nosy into http://www.bahai.org/ its a fairly interesting religion, have a mate at Uni who's Baha'i and he seems to love it, I mean who cant like the idea of 19 months in a year with 19 days in each, and a big ass Persian meal at the end of each month!?
#26
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People headbanging without long hair.




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#27
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#28
when metal head go"whos Black Sabbath"...they put me to shame.
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#29
zakk wylde endorsing anything including microstack MGs with crushing over drive is extremely non metal
#32
Ozzy Osbourne singing a Christmas song with Jessica Simpson (i think that was her name).
#33
At an Ozzy concert this 50 year old guy with long ass hair was downing beer after beer, then proceeded to light up a doobie, and then his wife and kids sat down next to him, they proceeded to be annoying, and the wife was a total bitch.
#34
Zakk Wylde.
Nuff said.
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#35
One time me and my friend were walking away from a vending machine thats like, 20 meters from my house, and as we crossed the road one of his cans fell to the ground. An old man and a little boy walking across from the other side saw it happen and the old man yelled 'HUH HUH HUH, BETTER NOT OPEN IT NOW, HUH HUH HUH!'...I was very saddened.
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One time me and my friend were walking away from a vending machine thats like, 20 meters from my house, and as we crossed the road one of his cans fell to the ground. An old man and a little boy walking across from the other side saw it happen and the old man yelled 'HUH HUH HUH, BETTER NOT OPEN IT NOW, HUH HUH HUH!'...I was very saddened.



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#38
I would say this local band who has a huge reputation for being ****ing awesome death metal and I get there and listen to their set and I left thinking Why did all of their songs sound the same,why the **** was there a redneck playing guitar and trying to headbang with a john deere hat on and was their lead singer mentally retarded?
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#39
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING ONLINE?!

Go worship that two faced baby!



What the hell was that?


Any girl throwing devil horns up at a Miley Cyrus or a Jonas Brothers concert is the most unmetal thing ever.
#40
Quote by Swat Man
i was driving and i look at the car next to me and two kids in the back are head banging out the windows listening to slayer. i look in the front and its the kids father who looked like he was scared ****less.. the kid then gave me the devil horns and yelled. i laughed for a long time

what about you?

hahaha, i remember when i introduced my dad to slayer, he actually liked it. His hate for religion is only rivaled by that of kerry king so he was like "hey i kinda like these lyrics, this has a good beat"

but for the most un-metal thing ever,

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it was the only thing that could out-un-metal this


The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
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