#1
if anyone gets a phone call telling you that a warranty on one of your cars is about to expire and how to extend it, DON'T TELL THEM ANYTHING!!! it's a scam. they'll steal your information and hell knows what.

how i busted it: I got called on my personal phone, but i don't own my own car. so i was skeptical from the getgo. i decided to play with it; ask them what car it was that was running out...i gave him a choice of the Lotus or the Lambo. he told me that he only had warranty specs and ID numbers. so i asked him to read them to me, because "i'd be able to tell which one by the order of numbers". he read me a bunch of numbers, after which i said "that sounds more like my Shelby..."

i continued bullsh!tting him for about five minutes, wherein he started asking me for my information. at which point, i said "haha, nice work, scammer. i don't have any of those cars. you just wasted ten minutes. have fun with the next guy, jackass."

so watch out for this one, guys.
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#2
sounds fun...
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#5
dude... follow this equation

phone call + telemarketer = hang up

its really not that hard.
#6
hell yeah they call EVERYONE in my town. i know because my dad had a customer whom i've never met and the called him right there. they also call me and all my friends all the time and we don't even have drivers licenses.
#7
They seemed friendly enough...

I gave em my social security number, drivers liscense number, and i faxed them a copy of my birth certificate...

but damn, my car's warranty is covered for another 100 thousand miles.
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#8
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dude... follow this equation

phone call + telemarketer = hang up

its really not that hard.

phone + telemarketer= try to sell them something instead and make them hang up.
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#9
LOL with telemarketers, my Dad answers the phone, then keeps talking but moves away from the phone and asks them if they can hear him, and then he takes a referee's whistle and blows it right in the receiver part of the phone.

Always wanted to try it, but I never get telemarketer calls.
#10
Quote by soulflyV
LOL with telemarketers, my Dad answers the phone, then keeps talking but moves away from the phone and asks them if they can hear him, and then he takes a referee's whistle and blows it right in the receiver part of the phone.

Always wanted to try it, but I never get telemarketer calls.

what a cool dad
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#11
.sʎnb 'ǝuo sıɥʇ ɹoɟ ʇno ɥɔʇɐʍ os

".ssɐʞɔɐظ 'ʎnb ʇxǝu ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ unɟ ǝʌɐɥ .sǝʇnuıɯ uǝʇ pǝʇsɐʍ ʇsnظ noʎ .sɹɐɔ ǝsoɥʇ ɟo ʎuɐ ǝʌɐɥ ʇ,uop ı .ɹǝɯɯɐɔs 'ʞɹoʍ ǝɔıu 'ɐɥɐɥ" pıɐs ı 'ʇuıod ɥɔıɥʍ ʇɐ .uoıʇɐɯɹoɟuı ʎɯ ɹoɟ ǝɯ buıʞsɐ pǝʇɹɐʇs ǝɥ uıǝɹǝɥʍ 'sǝʇnuıɯ ǝʌıɟ ʇnoqɐ ɹoɟ ɯıɥ buıʇʇ¡ɥs11nq pǝnuıʇuoɔ ı

"...ʎq1ǝɥs ʎɯ ǝʞı1 ǝɹoɯ spunos ʇɐɥʇ" pıɐs ı ɥɔıɥʍ ɹǝʇɟɐ 'sɹǝqɯnu ɟo ɥɔunq ɐ ǝɯ pɐǝɹ ǝɥ ."sɹǝqɯnu ɟo ɹǝpɹo ǝɥʇ ʎq ǝuo ɥɔıɥʍ 11ǝʇ oʇ ǝ1qɐ ǝq p,ı" ǝsnɐɔǝq 'ǝɯ oʇ ɯǝɥʇ pɐǝɹ oʇ ɯıɥ pǝʞsɐ ı os .sɹǝqɯnu pı puɐ sɔǝds ʎʇuɐɹɹɐʍ pɐɥ ʎ1uo ǝɥ ʇɐɥʇ ǝɯ p1oʇ ǝɥ .oqɯɐ1 ǝɥʇ ɹo snʇo1 ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝɔıoɥɔ ɐ ɯıɥ ǝʌɐb ı...ʇno buıuunɹ sɐʍ ʇɐɥʇ sɐʍ ʇı ɹɐɔ ʇɐɥʍ ɯǝɥʇ ʞsɐ ;ʇı ɥʇıʍ ʎɐ1d oʇ pǝpıɔǝp ı .obʇǝb ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ 1ɐɔıʇdǝʞs sɐʍ ı os .ɹɐɔ uʍo ʎɯ uʍo ʇ,uop ı ʇnq 'ǝuoɥd 1ɐuosɹǝd ʎɯ uo pǝ11ɐɔ ʇob ı :ʇı pǝʇsnq ı ʍoɥ

.ʇɐɥʍ sʍouʞ 11ǝɥ puɐ uoıʇɐɯɹoɟuı ɹnoʎ 1ɐǝʇs 11,ʎǝɥʇ .ɯɐɔs ɐ s,ʇı ¡¡¡buıɥʇʎuɐ ɯǝɥʇ 11ǝʇ ʇ,uop 'ʇı puǝʇxǝ oʇ ʍoɥ puɐ ǝɹıdxǝ oʇ ʇnoqɐ sı sɹɐɔ ɹnoʎ ɟo ǝuo uo ʎʇuɐɹɹɐʍ ɐ ʇɐɥʇ noʎ buı11ǝʇ 11ɐɔ ǝuoɥd ɐ sʇǝb ǝuoʎuɐ ɟı
#12
Quote by tylerishot
.sʎnb 'ǝuo sıɥʇ ɹoɟ ʇno ɥɔʇɐʍ os

".ssɐʞɔɐظ 'ʎnb ʇxǝu ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ unɟ ǝʌɐɥ .sǝʇnuıɯ uǝʇ pǝʇsɐʍ ʇsnظ noʎ .sɹɐɔ ǝsoɥʇ ɟo ʎuɐ ǝʌɐɥ ʇ,uop ı .ɹǝɯɯɐɔs 'ʞɹoʍ ǝɔıu 'ɐɥɐɥ" pıɐs ı 'ʇuıod ɥɔıɥʍ ʇɐ .uoıʇɐɯɹoɟuı ʎɯ ɹoɟ ǝɯ buıʞsɐ pǝʇɹɐʇs ǝɥ uıǝɹǝɥʍ 'sǝʇnuıɯ ǝʌıɟ ʇnoqɐ ɹoɟ ɯıɥ buıʇʇ¡ɥs11nq pǝnuıʇuoɔ ı

"...ʎq1ǝɥs ʎɯ ǝʞı1 ǝɹoɯ spunos ʇɐɥʇ" pıɐs ı ɥɔıɥʍ ɹǝʇɟɐ 'sɹǝqɯnu ɟo ɥɔunq ɐ ǝɯ pɐǝɹ ǝɥ ."sɹǝqɯnu ɟo ɹǝpɹo ǝɥʇ ʎq ǝuo ɥɔıɥʍ 11ǝʇ oʇ ǝ1qɐ ǝq p,ı" ǝsnɐɔǝq 'ǝɯ oʇ ɯǝɥʇ pɐǝɹ oʇ ɯıɥ pǝʞsɐ ı os .sɹǝqɯnu pı puɐ sɔǝds ʎʇuɐɹɹɐʍ pɐɥ ʎ1uo ǝɥ ʇɐɥʇ ǝɯ p1oʇ ǝɥ .oqɯɐ1 ǝɥʇ ɹo snʇo1 ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝɔıoɥɔ ɐ ɯıɥ ǝʌɐb ı...ʇno buıuunɹ sɐʍ ʇɐɥʇ sɐʍ ʇı ɹɐɔ ʇɐɥʍ ɯǝɥʇ ʞsɐ ;ʇı ɥʇıʍ ʎɐ1d oʇ pǝpıɔǝp ı .obʇǝb ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ 1ɐɔıʇdǝʞs sɐʍ ı os .ɹɐɔ uʍo ʎɯ uʍo ʇ,uop ı ʇnq 'ǝuoɥd 1ɐuosɹǝd ʎɯ uo pǝ11ɐɔ ʇob ı :ʇı pǝʇsnq ı ʍoɥ

.ʇɐɥʍ sʍouʞ 11ǝɥ puɐ uoıʇɐɯɹoɟuı ɹnoʎ 1ɐǝʇs 11,ʎǝɥʇ .ɯɐɔs ɐ s,ʇı ¡¡¡buıɥʇʎuɐ ɯǝɥʇ 11ǝʇ ʇ,uop 'ʇı puǝʇxǝ oʇ ʍoɥ puɐ ǝɹıdxǝ oʇ ʇnoqɐ sı sɹɐɔ ɹnoʎ ɟo ǝuo uo ʎʇuɐɹɹɐʍ ɐ ʇɐɥʇ noʎ buı11ǝʇ 11ɐɔ ǝuoɥd ɐ sʇǝb ǝuoʎuɐ ɟı


Lol, I know!


But yeah, seems fun, I wish I had a car...
Or i could pretend I have one.
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#13
umm what is that for ^

I also have gotten this call and I don't even have a liscense.
#14
Quote by tylerishot
.sʎnb 'ǝuo sıɥʇ ɹoɟ ʇno ɥɔʇɐʍ os

".ssɐʞɔɐظ 'ʎnb ʇxǝu ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ unɟ ǝʌɐɥ .sǝʇnuıɯ uǝʇ pǝʇsɐʍ ʇsnظ noʎ .sɹɐɔ ǝsoɥʇ ɟo ʎuɐ ǝʌɐɥ ʇ,uop ı .ɹǝɯɯɐɔs 'ʞɹoʍ ǝɔıu 'ɐɥɐɥ" pıɐs ı 'ʇuıod ɥɔıɥʍ ʇɐ .uoıʇɐɯɹoɟuı ʎɯ ɹoɟ ǝɯ buıʞsɐ pǝʇɹɐʇs ǝɥ uıǝɹǝɥʍ 'sǝʇnuıɯ ǝʌıɟ ʇnoqɐ ɹoɟ ɯıɥ buıʇʇ¡ɥs11nq pǝnuıʇuoɔ ı

"...ʎq1ǝɥs ʎɯ ǝʞı1 ǝɹoɯ spunos ʇɐɥʇ" pıɐs ı ɥɔıɥʍ ɹǝʇɟɐ 'sɹǝqɯnu ɟo ɥɔunq ɐ ǝɯ pɐǝɹ ǝɥ ."sɹǝqɯnu ɟo ɹǝpɹo ǝɥʇ ʎq ǝuo ɥɔıɥʍ 11ǝʇ oʇ ǝ1qɐ ǝq p,ı" ǝsnɐɔǝq 'ǝɯ oʇ ɯǝɥʇ pɐǝɹ oʇ ɯıɥ pǝʞsɐ ı os .sɹǝqɯnu pı puɐ sɔǝds ʎʇuɐɹɹɐʍ pɐɥ ʎ1uo ǝɥ ʇɐɥʇ ǝɯ p1oʇ ǝɥ .oqɯɐ1 ǝɥʇ ɹo snʇo1 ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝɔıoɥɔ ɐ ɯıɥ ǝʌɐb ı...ʇno buıuunɹ sɐʍ ʇɐɥʇ sɐʍ ʇı ɹɐɔ ʇɐɥʍ ɯǝɥʇ ʞsɐ ;ʇı ɥʇıʍ ʎɐ1d oʇ pǝpıɔǝp ı .obʇǝb ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ 1ɐɔıʇdǝʞs sɐʍ ı os .ɹɐɔ uʍo ʎɯ uʍo ʇ,uop ı ʇnq 'ǝuoɥd 1ɐuosɹǝd ʎɯ uo pǝ11ɐɔ ʇob ı :ʇı pǝʇsnq ı ʍoɥ

.ʇɐɥʍ sʍouʞ 11ǝɥ puɐ uoıʇɐɯɹoɟuı ɹnoʎ 1ɐǝʇs 11,ʎǝɥʇ .ɯɐɔs ɐ s,ʇı ¡¡¡buıɥʇʎuɐ ɯǝɥʇ 11ǝʇ ʇ,uop 'ʇı puǝʇxǝ oʇ ʍoɥ puɐ ǝɹıdxǝ oʇ ʇnoqɐ sı sɹɐɔ ɹnoʎ ɟo ǝuo uo ʎʇuɐɹɹɐʍ ɐ ʇɐɥʇ noʎ buı11ǝʇ 11ɐɔ ǝuoɥd ɐ sʇǝb ǝuoʎuɐ ɟı


*Head explodes*

Seriously we get those calls all the time. I think my dad registered for one of those things were there not allowed to call you anymore
#15
i've only had that call about 098324791274928374 times in the past few months. i pressed 2 a bunch of times to be taken off the "list", but they keep on calling. next time, i think i might have to yell at them
i'll tell them that i'm sorry since i know it's not their fault that it's their job to call me, but i have no one else to yell at, so they have to take the blame.
#16
Quote by tylerishot
.sʎnb 'ǝuo sıɥʇ ɹoɟ ʇno ɥɔʇɐʍ os

".ssɐʞɔɐظ 'ʎnb ʇxǝu ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ unɟ ǝʌɐɥ .sǝʇnuıɯ uǝʇ pǝʇsɐʍ ʇsnظ noʎ .sɹɐɔ ǝsoɥʇ ɟo ʎuɐ ǝʌɐɥ ʇ,uop ı .ɹǝɯɯɐɔs 'ʞɹoʍ ǝɔıu 'ɐɥɐɥ" pıɐs ı 'ʇuıod ɥɔıɥʍ ʇɐ .uoıʇɐɯɹoɟuı ʎɯ ɹoɟ ǝɯ buıʞsɐ pǝʇɹɐʇs ǝɥ uıǝɹǝɥʍ 'sǝʇnuıɯ ǝʌıɟ ʇnoqɐ ɹoɟ ɯıɥ buıʇʇ¡ɥs11nq pǝnuıʇuoɔ ı

"...ʎq1ǝɥs ʎɯ ǝʞı1 ǝɹoɯ spunos ʇɐɥʇ" pıɐs ı ɥɔıɥʍ ɹǝʇɟɐ 'sɹǝqɯnu ɟo ɥɔunq ɐ ǝɯ pɐǝɹ ǝɥ ."sɹǝqɯnu ɟo ɹǝpɹo ǝɥʇ ʎq ǝuo ɥɔıɥʍ 11ǝʇ oʇ ǝ1qɐ ǝq p,ı" ǝsnɐɔǝq 'ǝɯ oʇ ɯǝɥʇ pɐǝɹ oʇ ɯıɥ pǝʞsɐ ı os .sɹǝqɯnu pı puɐ sɔǝds ʎʇuɐɹɹɐʍ pɐɥ ʎ1uo ǝɥ ʇɐɥʇ ǝɯ p1oʇ ǝɥ .oqɯɐ1 ǝɥʇ ɹo snʇo1 ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝɔıoɥɔ ɐ ɯıɥ ǝʌɐb ı...ʇno buıuunɹ sɐʍ ʇɐɥʇ sɐʍ ʇı ɹɐɔ ʇɐɥʍ ɯǝɥʇ ʞsɐ ;ʇı ɥʇıʍ ʎɐ1d oʇ pǝpıɔǝp ı .obʇǝb ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ 1ɐɔıʇdǝʞs sɐʍ ı os .ɹɐɔ uʍo ʎɯ uʍo ʇ,uop ı ʇnq 'ǝuoɥd 1ɐuosɹǝd ʎɯ uo pǝ11ɐɔ ʇob ı :ʇı pǝʇsnq ı ʍoɥ

.ʇɐɥʍ sʍouʞ 11ǝɥ puɐ uoıʇɐɯɹoɟuı ɹnoʎ 1ɐǝʇs 11,ʎǝɥʇ .ɯɐɔs ɐ s,ʇı ¡¡¡buıɥʇʎuɐ ɯǝɥʇ 11ǝʇ ʇ,uop 'ʇı puǝʇxǝ oʇ ʍoɥ puɐ ǝɹıdxǝ oʇ ʇnoqɐ sı sɹɐɔ ɹnoʎ ɟo ǝuo uo ʎʇuɐɹɹɐʍ ɐ ʇɐɥʇ noʎ buı11ǝʇ 11ɐɔ ǝuoɥd ɐ sʇǝb ǝuoʎuɐ ɟı



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