#1
Ok, so i'm thinking of setting either a part or my entire body aflame for my senior portrait.

Normally this wouldn't be a problem, but I decided I didn't want to be horribly disfigured.

Does anyone know (haha) where I could get/rent some fire gel and fire suits?

How do i go about setting myself on fire? Kerosene?
Originally posted by Capua47:

Oh well if your from austrailia then grades shudn't matter considering your just gonna grow up to be ol' stevie erwin eh?!


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#3


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#6
This will be one for the darwin awards...
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#7
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Ok, so i'm thinking of setting either a part or my entire body aflame for my senior portrait.

Normally this wouldn't be a problem, but I decided I didn't want to be horribly disfigured.

Does anyone know (haha) where I could get/rent some fire gel and fire suits?

How do i go about setting myself on fire? Kerosene
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#8
stuntmen do it with no damage to themselves.
Originally posted by Capua47:

Oh well if your from austrailia then grades shudn't matter considering your just gonna grow up to be ol' stevie erwin eh?!


Gear:
Schecter Omen-6
Peavey Valveking 212
Metal Muff
Metal Zone
Jimi Hendrix Wah
#11
whats the point of a picture if you're in a fire suit covering your body and face? i suppose it would look cool, but it seems pointless to me
#14
A freind of a friend of mine just took some gas and put it on his pants, then lit himself up.


He only got like 2nd degree burns, but he was very lucky
sigh...
#16
darwin awards here we come!
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#17
I've got it! Cover yourself with a totally fire retardant material, something the professionals use. Make sure you're covered up to the point that you can't breathe, else the fire can get into your lungs and on your face.
If you do it right, you'll be on fire AND dying of suffocation in your senior picture (which will be moved to the FRONT of the yearbook along with your dedication). Hey, at least you won't be horrible disfigured, and you're friends will think u rock(ed) and you get a whole page to yourself in the yearbook!

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#18
Ok nevermind, i found a relatively safe way to do it. You cover your entire body in fire gel, put on flame resistant clothing, a fire suit, and have people with fire extinguishers next to you and a wet towel nearby. You shouldn't be alight for 15+ seconds.

Anyway, this'll cost $$$, so **** it.
Originally posted by Capua47:

Oh well if your from austrailia then grades shudn't matter considering your just gonna grow up to be ol' stevie erwin eh?!


Gear:
Schecter Omen-6
Peavey Valveking 212
Metal Muff
Metal Zone
Jimi Hendrix Wah
#19
you spray your whole arm with bug spray then shake it off when it starts to hurt

or gasoline it doesnt really matter
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#21
Setting yourself on fire. What a swell idea, everyone.
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#22
this is the dumbest thing ive ever heard on the pit, and thats saying something.
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#24
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Not only will it cost money, but for some reason, I sincerely believe that the school won't let you do it.


I can imagine the conversation at the principal's office

"So, let me get this straight... you want to set yourself on fire... for the school picture?"

"Yeah, it'll be totally awesome! Pretty clever, huh?"

"No, you're an idiot..."
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#26
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stuntmen do it with no damage to themselves.


thats because they are trained professionals... what are you?...
#27
Umm..NOT A GOOD IDEA?!?!?!

Oh and btw....Stop. Drop. And ****ing roll.

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#28
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Ah...On New Year's, we lit my friend's balls on fire. I took pics, but they be on my phone and I don't have messaging or a cable to get them on my computer...


You make it sound like we want to see those pictures.
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#29
It's not like i'd ask permission, that's preposterous (i drown in irony).

It would be for the yearbook, and lying about the picture's origins perfectly within my set of moral guidelines.
Originally posted by Capua47:

Oh well if your from austrailia then grades shudn't matter considering your just gonna grow up to be ol' stevie erwin eh?!


Gear:
Schecter Omen-6
Peavey Valveking 212
Metal Muff
Metal Zone
Jimi Hendrix Wah
#30
Use plain alcohol, and just do your wrist... be sure they're ready to take the picture. It will go out quick, but you probably won't want to do it twice.
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#32
Regardless of the outcome, I demand to see photos of this ****. It's gonna be a good one.
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#34
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Umm..NOT A GOOD IDEA?!?!?!

Oh and btw....Stop. Drop. And ****ing roll.

These words may seem meaningless to you now, but in the near future I have a feeling they will be of much worth. Thank me later


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#35
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more solid proof for natural selection


Not really, natural selection applies less and less when we examine humans.

From the standpoint of social darwinism it would be greatly beneficial, when properly executed.
Originally posted by Capua47:

Oh well if your from austrailia then grades shudn't matter considering your just gonna grow up to be ol' stevie erwin eh?!


Gear:
Schecter Omen-6
Peavey Valveking 212
Metal Muff
Metal Zone
Jimi Hendrix Wah
#36
Idiot.
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