Poll: which is harder to break?
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View poll results: which is harder to break?
smoking
44 25%
masturbating
130 74%
Voters: 175.
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#2

...yeah
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#8
That's actually a good thread... wow! Props to you, man.

On topic : I'd say masturbation, since I don't smoke regularly.
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#9
It'd be easier to quit smoking than masturbating. Being 17 and horny blows.
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#10
you can always throw out your smokes and spend all your money. you wanna get rid of your J edgar hoover?
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#12
Yeah. If you wanna quit smoking, replace all those urges to burn one with the desire to masturbate. One addiction will soon overshadow the other.
#13
Wait ...I dont smoke..so, I guess Id have to say masturbation is harder??
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#14
i think masterbation cuz it doesn't cost anything and its right there. you can just do it anytime, while you can't with smoking, but then again, i don't smoke, so idk
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#15
Masturbating. Its cheap, consumes more time than smoking a cigarette, and somewhat healthy.

I quit cigarettes about 2 years ago, still masturbating every now and then though..
#18
Quote by DeSean
Masturbating. Its cheap, consumes more time than smoking a cigarette, and somewhat healthy.

I quit cigarettes about 2 years ago, still masturbating every now and then though..


congrats on quitting the habit
i couldn't live without masturbation...
#19
i'd say smoking, but just because i never tried giving up wanking.

but why would you want to give up jerking off, doesn't it prevent cancer
#20
Quote by snow blind
i'd say smoking, but just because i never tried giving up wanking.

but why would you want to give up jerking off, doesn't it prevent cancer



yeah, and it reduces depression , and its good practice for when you want to please a female , or a male if you swing that way
#21
Yeah. If you wanna quit smoking, replace all those urges to burn one with the desire to masturbate. One addiction will soon overshadow the other.


Lmao thats bad logic u shouldnt overshadow one addiction with another (unless that was sarcasm)
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#22
masturbating.

i used to smoke pot and ciggs on a regular basis.

i have yet to stop masturbating.....


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#25
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definitely masturbation...
unless the smoke has thc



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#26
i have to give up both. a girl who i like alot told me that if i quit doing both for 3 months we will ****. but we are gonna do it before the 3 months. meainng that i know shes gonna folo thru. its hard to explain why but yea idk. its totally gonna be worth it though.
#27
fapping cuz no one will ever have to know you're fapping
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#29
I actually enjoy smoking more than masturabation, but I don't smoke very much. On the other hand, I masturbate as much as any other self-respecting male and I couldn't stop (for more than a week or two, tops!) for the life of me.
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#30
idk bc everytime i get on to my sister or my mom for not quitting smoking they tell me that i dont know what its like to be addicted and need something. i never really thought about it before but i realized that i was really hard to stop jacking it. it really is an addiction without bad side effects. but i would say maturbation would be harder to throw just bc you always have access to it
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#31
Quote by Captirk
I actually enjoy smoking more than masturabation, but I don't smoke very much. On the other hand, I masturbate as much as any other self-respecting male and I couldn't stop (for more than a week or two, tops!) for the life of me.

**** i cant stop for more than 2 days... 3 tops.....
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#32
I have never smoked so I don't know, but the body naturally produces hormones that force you to jerk it which can't be gotten rid of by a pill or anything. Once you masterbait once you will never stop, unless you have a better option (sex).

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but why would you want to give up jerking off, doesn't it prevent cancer

yea, jerking off is so god damn good for you.
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#33
smoking (thought i do smoke). i can stop masturbating whenever i want. ive gone multiple weeks without doing it.

its not all that hard once you move past the age of 15-16.
#34
I'd be careful, I got lung cancer from masturbating too much.

Apparently it's carcinogenic.
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#35
Smoking, cause who the hell needs masturbation when you have sex whenever you want.
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#36
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#37
They dont have DVD's and Books on how to stop masturbating. You cant resist.
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#38
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They dont have DVD's and Books on how to stop masturbating. You cant resist.
this book should do it:

....and they never fapped again.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#39
I don't really have a valid opinion, since I don't smoke. But I will say that I've tried to quit masturbation several times.

And failed. Miserably.
#40
Quote by deaththrashcore
Yeah. If you wanna quit smoking, replace all those urges to burn one with the desire to masturbate. One addiction will soon overshadow the other.



EXACTLY!

all the people with patches, hypnotizm and exersize routines are stupid


AND when u wanna quit jackin off get a gf

there i just solved all of lifes problems
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