#1
Ya I just made my last mortgage payment today!!!!!!!!
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I laugh at your misfortune.
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#2
congrats man, the way the countries going, my generation will forever be in debt.

the pit daddy can officially keep all his pimpin money now
#3
I've yet to buy a house
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#6
Congratulations! Your timing's so good. Just buying a house these days is next to impossible. By the time I have to get a place to live, I'll just settle for a dumpster.
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#8
This is the first time in my life that I've seen someone with no mortgage debt.


and in the Pit too.


Thanks.
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#10
Wow, I feel so depressed, I just made my...5th mortgage payment. Thanks for reminding me that the man owns my ass for the next 20 years, Jackal!

In all seriousness, congrats man, must be a great feeling!
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#13
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Wow you are old

you dont talk to our seniors taht way young man


so jackal, anything i can get you? slippers? newspaper? pipe? perhaps an AARP membership?


i kid i kid!
#14
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hey, Jackal... cos you love me so much, and obviously don't want to break the habit of paying off debt, fancy paying off my student loan?

I'm already paying 2 of those. Way to ruin my evening.

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Wow, I feel so depressed, I just made my...5th mortgage payment. Thanks for reminding me that the man owns my ass for the next 20 years, Jackal!

In all seriousness, congrats man, must be a great feeling!

Dude it is the best feeling I have ever had. My wife and I have been having a countdown for the last six months. Everytime we mailed off a payment we said "Fuck You Bank!!!!!
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you dont talk to our seniors taht way young man


so jackal, anything i can get you? slippers? newspaper? pipe? perhaps an AARP membership?


i kid i kid!

Don't kid. Go get me some Beer!!!! I'm out and am now relegated to Tequila!!!!!
Great song!!!!!
Tequila!!!!!!
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#18
but you are still trapped in your psychological issues, daily obsessions and the gigantic waves of incomprehension that infiltrates every square inch of your entire being.

you are pathetic.
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#19
you may now proceed and listen to the prisoner by iron maiden
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#20
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but you are still trapped in your psychological issues, daily obsessions and the gigantic waves of incomprehension that infiltrates every square inch of your entire being.

you are pathetic.


I take it you didn't get invited to the party?


Wait, I didn't either
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#21
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Don't be sad. They're worth it.
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but you are still trapped in your psychological issues, daily obsessions and the gigantic waves of incomprehension that infiltrates every square inch of your entire being.

you are pathetic.

Jealousy will only make me laugh at you. The only thing pathetic about tonight is my wife has to go to work and I am going to work in the morning. No sexy naked Wednesday night for me.
Pathetic my ass.
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#22
Not a prisoner, I'm a free man!
And my blood is my own now
Don't care, where the past was
I know where I'm going ... out!
#23
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but you are still trapped in your psychological issues, daily obsessions and the gigantic waves of incomprehension that infiltrates every square inch of your entire being.

you are pathetic.



...says the clearly enlightened world-weary 17-year-old Canadian kid.
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#24
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...says the clearly enlightened world-weary 17-year-old Canadian kid.



Well obviously, look at all the big words he used! Definately a sign of wisdom.
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#25
Congrats, man.

I don't have a mortgage yet, but I can't wait to own my education.
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#27
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I take it you didn't get invited to the party?


Wait, I didn't either

Dude when the invitations go out for the biggest party in the Wesstern Hemisphere go out your name will be at the top of the list.
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#28
Congrats man.


I'm about to dive into debt...

Starting college next year, and my mom's buying our first house...
I bet the next 40 years will be really swell for us...

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#30
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Dude when the invitations go out for the biggest party in the Wesstern Hemisphere go out your name will be at the top of the list.


Sweeeet

I'll make sure I put your name on the list for any european party
I'm sure you can remember a few words to get by.
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#32
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Congrats, man.

I don't have a mortgage yet, but I can't wait to own my education.

Nobody can reposess knowledge man. But I know what your saying. When I paid off my student loans I was almost as happy as I am tonight.

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Congrats man.


I'm about to dive into debt...

Starting college next year, and my mom's buying our first house...
I bet the next 40 years will be really swell for us...

You would be surprised how fast you can pay it down. I'm out 6 years early.
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#33
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You would be surprised how fast you can pay it down. I'm out 6 years early.

Well, with the direction the economy is going, I'll be lucky to pay it out 6 years LATE.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#34
I'm going to bed. Thank you all for the "huzzahs". I shall wake tomorrow with my insurance company in the palm of my hand!!!!! Or maybe something else.
G'night UG.
Ya I'm a happy camper.
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#35
G'night man!

I'll probably head to bed. It's almost 6 am.
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#36
have you ever introduced UG to your kids?

Edit: man, I'm late.
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#37
Hmm....congrats I guess.


Oh and nice BOC avatar
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#38
NICE MAN!

Now you can help me pay off some underage drinking fines!