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#1
Well, my friends and I were biking home (**** being 15) and we saw my neighbors outside with shovels and gardening tools (they are young kids about 10 or so) and I used to babysit them when they were little so I laughed loudly and said "haha are you guys gardening!?" and my friends all joined in and one added "noobs." I got a bit closer and saw that they were burying a dead pet.... yeahhhhh.
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Man... you must've been a good babysitter
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#5
you dick.
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#6
that is hillarious, but not metal enough you should dig the pet up and leave it on their doorstep the next day
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#7
You deserve every second of Hell you get
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#10
Most people don't think it's a good idea to talk about how bad of a person you are.

I guess you think differently.
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#11
in my defence, they had gloves and there was a ****LOAD of dirt. i figured they were planting a tree or something.
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#12
You better pray the next time those kids are standing around with gardening tools, their not burying you and call you a noob. They might be planing something you never know..
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in my defence, they had gloves and there was a ****LOAD of dirt. i figured they were planting a tree or something.


You're right, **** being 15, you guys are all jerks.

Why would you try and state a "defense?" There's no defense for being a plain old ass.
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#15
What kind of huge f*cking loser calls other people noobs IN REAL LIFE?!
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#16
**** man you need to start thinking, you've made to major screw ups in the past week so here's what you do have one of your friend beat some sense into you that's what I do when I'm in the same situation as you.
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#18
that could have been some kind of fertilizing technique
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#19
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You're right, **** being 15, you guys are all jerks.

Why would you try and state a "defense?" There's no defense for being a plain old ass.

how was i being an ass? i didn't KNOW they were burying a pet. it was just a way of saying
hi, especially considering they always are doing strange things.
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#20
You and your friends are a bunch of ****ing idiots. You called someone a "noob"? I have a feeling you're all going to be riding those bikes for a long, long time.

EDIT: Judging by your all your previous threads (which all seem comparable to this one as far as being ****ing stupid) you should really reevaluate the way you interact with the world around you.
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#21
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**** man you need to start thinking, you've made to major screw ups in the past week so here's what you do have one of your friend beat some sense into you that's what I do when I'm in the same situation as you.

what? i havent screwed up at all in the past week..infact lifes been going pretty smooth lately.
and you sound like an idiot... why is everyone so obsessed with violence? if you screw up, just take a break and figure **** out, why have someone hit you? that'll just make you seem like some jackass trying to sound hardcore over the internet
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#23
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You and your friends are a bunch of ****ing idiots. You called someone a "noob"? I have a feeling you're all going to be riding those bikes for a long, long time.

haha, it was my friend and hes a HUGE WoW nerd. hes got a lvl 70 Druid
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#25
i hope they hit you in the head with a shovel......
not really but yeah you gonna burn
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fourteen?
For Christ sake she probably couldn't get to the center of a Tootsie Pop let alone suck your **** properly. Just get someone your own age you tosser.
#26
than me, my friend, better you
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#27
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that could have been some kind of fertilizing technique


those kids are master gardeners
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#29
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those kids are master gardeners

haha oh yeah i live next to HARDCORE gardeners who make sacrifices to make there flowers nice.
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#30
Gardening metal? Holy sh*t. "SACFRICING A THOUSAND CHRISTIANS TO THE CACTUS OF SATAAAAAN!".

But seriously...
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Gardening metal? Holy sh*t. "SACFRICING A THOUSAND CHRISTIANS TO THE CACTUS OF SATAAAAAN!".

But seriously...


oh how about the ficus of satan.
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#34
You're an idiot.
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#37
you know you might as well go to San Fransisco for being with someone who calls people noobs... thats brutal.... i sentence you to five years in superhellz0r!!!
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