#1
Someone tells you they want you/like you/love you/etc... and you don't have any feelings for them whatsoever. I never been in that situation and I'm a nice guy and all, but I think I'd tell em something funny, or something. Like, "nah, you only want my penis" then proceed to say "just kidding, but seriously, my penis is to small for anyone to like me..." then she'd walk away creeped out, and problem solved. What would you say?
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#2
do her first.

EDIT: then just tell her you're sorry but you have no feelings for her.


make sure to thank her for the secks.
#4
this is one of the hardest things to do.....I've never known the correct way to deal with it.
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
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...You're still disappointing them...
#5
I've been getting **** like that for the past few weeks now.


Thank god theyres someone else.
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#7
If women were only interested in the same thing as men(sex only) world would actually be a better place. Interestingly it wouldn't work aswell/ at all the other way around.
#8
ask what they want from a relationship
and tell them taht honestly, at the tim beingh, yo ucan only give them phsyical love. if they want emotional love, they will have to stick around for a while, or look elsewhere
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#9
white power


thats what you tell her
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#10
my favorite is if someone says im hot i reply... "Thank god because my personality is ****!"
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#11
tell them youll have an answer for them if they pull the dildo out of your ass.....not that there is a didlo up your ass........$
Yea that's right, I want something to explode

I've been deaf, now I want noise

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#12
If you're not with anyone currently, and this person isnt that bad of a person, you should at least give them a chance, really.
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#13
oh jeeze this girl asked me out in 7th grade social studies...and she was pretty uh....well...not pretty...and....oh it was wierd....i was just like uhhhhhhhhhhhhh sure and she never mentioned it again...i think she got the hint from the length of time i paused and tried to think of what to do.
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make loud howling noises and throw your feces at them whenever they bring it up, I suggest that your GF does the same.
#16
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white power


thats what you tell her


'specially if she's black.
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make loud howling noises and throw your feces at them whenever they bring it up, I suggest that your GF does the same.
#17
I'd probably either tell them I don't know them well enough or that I just know it wouldn't work out.
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#18
I'm in this situation now. I have this chick that basically stalks me and asks to do stuff every weekend.
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#19
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I'm in this situation now. I have this chick that basically stalks me and asks to do stuff every weekend.

If you've told her no already, then tell her to GTFO!!!!

I had one of those. Some people just don't take hints.
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go eat a hermanpherdite.
#21
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Its so obvious, I cant believe i have to give this advice so many times.

I

Cum

Blood.

Not only is it an annoying meme BUT it might actually work in this situation.




kudos for taking an annoyingly unfunny joke and making it funny.
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#22
I've been on the other end of the stick.

Thankfully, she was cool about it, and we're still [rather] good friends.
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#24
call her a friend, worked on me...
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#25
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call her a friend, worked on me...

Or DO her friend! YEAHH!
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