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#1
i was on youtube looking at some covers and some kid asked this:

lewisaar000 (2 weeks ago)
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whats better humbuckers or pickups

i lol'ed hard
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i was on youtube

There's your problem...

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#4
some kid on a different website said Kiss sold more albums than Zeppelin....i killed him with my bare hands
#6
Lol, nah humbuckers are better then pickups...I should go put some pants on.
#7
watch the movie idiocracy then go on youtube and see if they aren't reflective of each other.
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#8
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This was due to an earlier comment,

"Being louder doesn't help your argument, using smart words do"
#9
"**** you man shove that down your ass you don't know **** you gay bitch (guitarist in video) is way ****ing better than( legendary guitarist) just playing same **** 50 times." grrrrr
or my personal favorite "(band in vid, usually metallica) suck now whay cant they play old **** again"


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#10
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watch the movie idiocracy then go on youtube and see if they aren't reflective of each other.

lol such a funny movie
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#11
one time i had a girl come to room ( in which i have 5 guitars ) and ask me "So do you play the guitar?""..................

Seriously?

No i just have them there to make my room look pretty.........women sometimes.....
#12
...my sig and I once saw someone else's sig where he quoted a person who said "Delta blues started in Memphis."
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#13
At my drummer's house, in reference to his drumset:

Me: Man that dude plays too loud, the neighbours are gonna start bitching
Chick: Can't you just turn them down?
Me:
#14
A girl in my Socials class in grade 9 said


"Is it true you can dig to China? like didnt, like, some dude do it the other day or something?"

I actually stood up and pointed shouting your an idiot across the class. (P.S. she thought the movie The Core was based on actual history)
#16
This girl is the exception most of the girls I know are smart and witty but this one is the exception lmao
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#18
once, when i had my band over for practice. well, ex band. anyhoo, the frontman starts bitchin cause my microphone wouldnt capture his growl.
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#19
i have been quoted saying "i used to study whale cells 20 years ago back at harvard back in '42... yea funny thing is they only have one cell"
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#20
someone once asked me if when you fell off something would you hover until you realised you were going to fall, and then fall, like they do in cartoons
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#21
A creationist moron called VenomFangX who said "This planet has 100% of the water in the solar system."
#22
Lets say your hair is reaching for your eyes.... and you cut it off.... and then the next morning everybody goes: OMG did you have a haircut!??!?!?!........ " Well yes I DID!!!! Yesterday I looked like friggin wolverine and today I look like a natzi skinhead!!!!! YES I CUT MY hair!!!..... NO INFACT I LOST A STRUGGLE WITH MY LAWNMOWER!!!!! BUT MAN you should see the mower.... its fucked up!!
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#23
When you are clearly reading a book and some one walks in and asks "Are you reading?" I hate when people ask that. I fell like saying "Nah i'm not, i'm just staring at it"
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#24
i hate it when my friends are reading a book, and i ask them where they're up to and they give me the page number...when I clearly meant what was happening in the book at that moment in time. GAH!

ANYWAYS:
Me: *plays a note on the guitar* 'what note is this'
other guitarist: 4, duh!
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#26
I was in class and my teacher had just let a guy go to the toilet and he didnt want anyone else to go whilst he was explaining something. Anyway, this girl puts her hand up and asks can i go to the toilet sir, and he says no because he was still talking and then she goes sir thats like racist.(try sexist)
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A girl in my Socials class in grade 9 said


"Is it true you can dig to China? like didnt, like, some dude do it the other day or something?"

I actually stood up and pointed shouting your an idiot across the class. (P.S. she thought the movie The Core was based on actual history)


Oh the ironing!
#29
lol some girl in my year 9 math class asked what mean meant
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i think she's a horny type girl

cuz 1 tym io remember she asked me to kiss her
#31
I overheard some people on a train. they were walking down it and one turned to the other and said "that was weird, no one was talking in the quite coach"
#32
26% of the comments in the "Creationism or Evolution" thread.
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#34
I was watching a movie with some friends once and my buddy said "Man, girls piss out their asses". I have no idea how we got to that topic, but needless to say he heard about that one for a long time.
#35
My cousin has a habit of saying "I can play [insert instrument]". He is however a brilliant drummer.

So the other day, after he bragged about being able to play guitar, to play "E, B, C#, A" in time with me because I used it for a song and wanted him to do it so I could try some harmony stuff.

He goes... "Where's C#...?"

LATER! I told him my gutiar was tuned to Eb, and five minutes later he goes to the bassist (who can play piano really well and knows her ****) "Matt says the guitars tuned to Em so watch out"

He makes me laugh. Stupid drummers.
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#38
in class one day: my friend to teacher: whats the smallest measurement of time
random chick: how can you measure time!!!!!
#39
Some chick in my year 9 religion class: "why do you think aboriginals drink? everyone says they're stereotypes and then they get heaps depressed and drink"

Same chick: "In my personal opinion, we're alot more well-off then the country of Africa."
#40
Oh I've got one. This girl in my grade says: "If I could live in another country that wasn't australia or america, it would definately be texas".

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