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#2
Why would I want to dine with dead people?
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#5
Wait, if I bring them back from the dead, that would mean they're zombies, then dinner and then.......


HOLY ****!

*leaps out window*
#10
As long as I'm not on the menu, Socrates, Kurt Vonnegut, Anton LaVey...well that would make me happy.

inb4 Dimebag
Last edited by saxaxe at Apr 10, 2008,
#11
Freddie Mercury, Johnny Cash, Jesus, Shakespeare.
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#12
marlyn monroe, audrey hephburn(breakfast at tiffany's actress), al capone, cliff burton.
two beautiful ladies, a mob boss and the metal master. **** yissss
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#13
hmmmmm, i duno, i doubt i would have CAESAR, and Hitler is infamous, erm, i would have Field Marshall Montgomery, erm, i would have Hendrix. Ronnie Barker and... erm... and... i cant think of a last one. erm, and i would have Vlad the Impaler. he sounds like a fun chap
#14
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jack white, kenwyn house, jeremy clarkson and hendrix



im pretty sure half of them arent dead...


yet
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#16
Winston Churchill, Frank Zappa, Shawn Lane and Einstein
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#18
i just noticed with most peoples lists, everyone would end up killing each other
#19
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Why would I want to dine with dead people?

Whenever I open a new thread and I wanna make a joke about it, the joke has already been done by you... I hate you :/
#20
Lennon, Marley, Hitler, and Stalin

Would make for interesting conversation, I think
#21
Jimi Hendrix, John Bonham, John Lennon and Syd Barrett
Gibson LP Studio
Epiphone SG Vibrato
Santana Acoustic
Vox Valvetronix AD50VT
Fender Mini Twin
Jim Donlup Cry Baby


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#22
Dime bag, Ciff Burton, Randy Rhodes, Jesus,
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#23
srv, hendrix, bonham, bob Marley.
VHT Special 6 ultra
TC HOF Reverb
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EHX OD Glove
Fender standard Tele
Ibanez Rga121
Taylor GA 214E
#25
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Dime bag, Ciff Burton, Randy Rhodes, Jesus, Churchill, and some random guy who was a serial killer or something demented like that

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#26
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it would be a fun conversation..but i fixed it up lol
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#29
Jesus, to prove once and for all he's not real!!!


(Unless he comes as the 'Holy Ghost')

AND BILL HICKS
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#33
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noone wants bob marly?


I know thats bull! I'd Have Bob Marley, Dimebag Darrell, Jimi Hendrix, and Freddie Mercury...
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#35
Genghis Khan, Julius Caesar, Da Vinci, Nietzsche. If I could add some more, I'd say Schopenhauer, Edison, Einstein, Hitler, Socrates, Confucius, Nikolai Tesla, Suleiman the magnificent, Ashoka, Alexander, Leif Ericson, Xerxes, Leonidas, Hunter S. Thompson, Bon Scott, Dimebag, Chuck Schuldiner, and Pericles.
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#36
Kurt Cobain
Adam (as in 'and Eve')
Jimi Hendrix
Keith Moon
HYPOCRITE OPPORTUNIST


#37
Hendrix, Einstein, Pitagoras, Ken Thompson.
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#38
John Graham Mellor(Joe Strummer), Freddie Mercury, Frank Zappa, Syd Barrett.
#39
Stalin, Hitler, Roosevelt and Churchill.

A nice and quiet dinner.
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#40
Frank Zappa- He just seemed like a REALLY interesting guy, and would have great conversations.

................


You know, I can't think of any more, and it took me forever to think of Zappa.

There just aren't THAT many dead people I would like to meet (if they were alive). I mean, sure, I can think of people who seemed like interesting people while they were alive, but I wouldn't want to dine with them.

*shrugs*
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