#1
it's pretty bad. they always give her crap about it. i don't know what to do now, but i want them to trust me. what should i do???
#8
Well, if I were you I'd just have sex with her.

You're already catching hell for it, so you may as well enjoy yourself.
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#10
Show them that your GF still has a Heinman (sp?)


Failing that...Ignore them. Sound like sterotypical anti-sex Bible-bashing parents to me.
#11
reassure them that it's just anal until you get married
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#12
I would just bang her since you are getting blamed anyway.

Ask her parents if you can use the hottub if they have one... leave a floating condom.
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#13
make loud howling noises and throw your feces at them whenever they bring it up, I suggest that your GF does the same.
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#15
If you are having sex with her, then don't complain, they are saying the truth.
If you are NOT having sex with her, then tell her parents to trust in you and her daughter.
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#16
TBH if they can't trust you when you or your gal say yo aint then tell them to 'calm the beans' and entertain them with some old hard rock
#17
Kick the mother in the balls, and nipple twist the father, all whilst having anal sex with the daughter.

It's bulletproof.

OR

Grow up, and realise that parents feel that way about their daughters.
#18
Quote by Moggan13
Show them that your GF still has a Heinman (sp?)


Failing that...Ignore them. Sound like sterotypical anti-sex Bible-bashing parents to me.

Hymen, and girls can lose their hymen from a variety of things not only sex, as well some are born without.

EDIT: Obviously you should just say you don't have pics so it didn't happen.

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#19
Quote by Moggan13
Show them that your GF still has a Heinman (sp?)


Failing that...Ignore them. Sound like sterotypical anti-sex Bible-bashing parents to me.


Hymen!



I actually agree though. Not about showing them her hymen, just that they sound like prudes that probably wouldn't trust her anyway. Try talking to them, and if that doesn't work, try sexing your girlfriend up so they're at least right.
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#20
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Have sex with her parents.


exactly what i was about to say.
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make loud howling noises and throw your feces at them whenever they bring it up, I suggest that your GF does the same.
#23
Quote by Moggan13
Show them that your GF still has a Heinman (sp?)


...?

First thing I thought of.
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#24
Quote by Kid_Thorazine
make loud howling noises and throw your feces at them whenever they bring it up, I suggest that your GF does the same.

haha.

And if you're having sex with her, you can't complain.
If you aren't having sex with her, you should.
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#25
if they won't leave it alone then take advantage of the situation, if they don't believe you give them a reason for it.
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#26
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...?

First thing I thought of.


Really? I thought of ketchup first.
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#27


I thought of mayonnaise.

For god's sake don't let them catch you falcon punching her.
#28
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I thought of mayonnaise.

For god's sake don't let them catch you falcon punching her.

As long as they don't catch her with mayonnaise on her jeans...
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#29
Haha, heinman.

As in Tim Heinman, tennis extraordinaire?

I thought it was spelt Hyman, anywhere, or is that the surname?
#30
this thread is now about ketchup, mayonese, beer and spelling.....
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#32
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I just realised that that brand name is Hellmann's. Hell Man, anyone?

No?


Ok.


Do her, just to spite them.
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#33
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Haha, heinman.

As in Tim Heinman, tennis extraordinaire?

I thought it was spelt Hyman, anywhere, or is that the surname?


A. Henman
B. Retiring
C. Only if extraordinaire is french for a capsule of fail holding a racket.
#35
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this thread is now about ketchup, mayonese, beer and spelling.....

true.

take it to either the relationship thread.
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