#2
Germany: We will build great empires that will rule massive things and create great big empires and then we'll have a big war and lose it all...

Eddie Izzard Ftw...
#4
I was born in Germany.

People have always been ****ing stupid and try to go below the belt and call me a nazi. I then have to chew them out for it with the whole "Anne Frank was German, yet she got slaughtered by nazis" shpeal.


Yeah, pretty awesome....
#5
Germany suxors almost as much as Poland


No offense was meant to anyone in any of the mentioned cuntries
United as One, Divided by Zero
#6
Quote by Sylosis

No offense was meant to anyone in any of the mentioned ****ries

Wut?

Anyway, Germany invented lots of cool stuff, and that makes them pretty cool.
#7
<3 germany.
My name is Charlie.

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#12
1. Im half german.
2. Dew-Scented are one of the best German bands that dont get enough credit.
3. And finally BRATWURST! Man there ****ing great!
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#14
Quote by zombie_monster
I was born in Germany.

People have always been ****ing stupid and try to go below the belt and call me a nazi. I then have to chew them out for it with the whole "Anne Frank was German, yet she got slaughtered by nazis" shpeal.


Yeah, pretty awesome....


haha...nice...


i also find it amusing that, having been born in germany, you misspelled "spiel"
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My first date was nowhere near as bad as your grammar
#15
Anyone here ever been to the Oktoberfest? It's damn expensive but always worth it!
#17
Rammstein....lol they rule
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I beat my wife








Beating yea bi
#18
Quote by deadhand329
haha...nice...


i also find it amusing that, having been born in germany, you misspelled "spiel"


I knew I spelt it wrong, but I was too lazy to look up the correct spelling


**** it, I realized one of the greatest metal fests ever is located in Germany.

I was thinking Rammstein the whole time
#22
Quote by Brown925
Haha you guys have no army cuz u lost the war lolz epic failll.


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#23
Quote by Brown925
Haha you guys have no army cuz u lost the war lolz epic failll.



Right....Germany does have an army you dumbass.
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#24
Quote by Brown925
Haha you guys have no army cuz u lost every war lolz epic failll.


oh, you're mistaking Germany for France.
#25
i'm here! UG's favorite German person! (and for anyone who says otherwise, i'm never doing your german homework for you! )

germany has ****ty weather in the north though, too much rain and wind. i like the south better
#26
most of my ancestors were German.

i took 5 years of German in school (but i dont remember as much as i should).

Rammstein are great.

i want to visit Germany someday.


those are my thoughts on Germany at the moment.
#28
ok ok let me have a go. du bist einen sheide.

that's how to say "you are a vagina" right?

the only useful thing i learned to say in German class this year
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I, for one, am far more interested in trying to suck my own dick.

Quote by rilakam
I can do it. I'm pretty flexible. I've done it once, it was pretty weird. When I came my stomach muscles felt like exploding so yeah... never doing that again.


#29
Quote by zombie_monster
oh, you're mistaking Germany for France.


pussies...
Quote by snipelfritz
I, for one, am far more interested in trying to suck my own dick.

Quote by rilakam
I can do it. I'm pretty flexible. I've done it once, it was pretty weird. When I came my stomach muscles felt like exploding so yeah... never doing that again.


#30
Quote by 00guitarist00
ok ok let me have a go. du bist einen sheide.

that's how to say "you are a vagina" right?

the only useful thing i learned to say in German class this year


use fotze its better, "du bist eine Fotze"

HAMBURG MEINE PERLE
#32
Quote by master
Schweiz > Deutschland

Bin ich der einziger Schweizer auf UG?



i doubt it. though i cant think of any others off the top of my head.
#33
Ich spreche nicht viele Deutsch, aber Ich spreche gute Deutsch (Ich weiss).
It all makes sense
We're capable of beauty
Through sounds that make on cringe
The dogs only hear us now

#35
Quote by thewho65
I'm learning German and I'm going to Germany in the summer.


germany is mint! Land of beer.
#36
Quote by yeoman125
germany is mint! Land of beer.


Damn right, beats this pathetic excuse for 'beer' in the UK.
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#37
I've always wanted to go to Germany, and I'm like the only person in my group of friends that doesn't want to learn German. Bratwurst ftw.
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Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this. Now I need Cheez-Its.

This was directed to me by the way.
haha