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me and my girlfriend have done everything BUT sex, and we washed our hands and stuff after and before stuff, like id wash my hands and shed wash hers before she would let me finger her, and we did this EVERY time, and her periods late and shes flippin :S ive heard the chance of getting pregnant from not even having sex is low, because some people TRY having sex to have a kid like 3 times, where not even having sex, or trying to have a kid, and were washing and stuff, pit, wtf do i do? SERIOUS NON BULL**** ANSWERS PLZ
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Quote by aaron addicott
me and my girlfriend have done everything BUT sex, and we washed our hands and stuff after and before stuff, like id wash my hands and shed wash hers before she would let me finger her, and we did this EVERY time, and her periods late and shes flippin :S ive heard the chance of getting pregnant from not even having sex is low, because some people TRY having sex to have a kid like 3 times, where not even having sex, or trying to have a kid, and were washing and stuff, pit, wtf do i do? SERIOUS NON BULL**** ANSWERS PLZ


Somebody say "Buttsex?"
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#3
wait what?
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#6
FAAAALCON PUUUUUNCH

You are asking the pit for serious answers?

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#8
owned by nature I guess
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don't worry my gf was late 2 weeks once. If she got preggers ? she must've cheated on you


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#11
Just cause she didn't have sex with you, doesn't mean she hasn't had sex at all...
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#12
Quote by aaron addicott
i asked for serious not ****ing retarded answers


Im not being retarded
You made no sense

You think your girlfriend is preggerz, but havent ever had sex with her? Ask the mailman
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#13
meh sloppy joe, my cousin asked me today "do you know how many times i fingered (insert his girlfriends name here) right after a handjob?" and he didnt wash, so i guess i gotta chill the hell out, and youd probabley gotta take 2 pounds of jizz and shove it a mile deep -_- thanks for the INTELLEGENT answers.

edit btw im her first kiss and everything else xD
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i asked for serious not ****ing retarded answers


Hey I gave you serious answer, don't be such a whiny bitch.
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Somebody say "Buttsex?"

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#17
You can't get preggers from fingering..
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#18
mess with her
rant at her for cheating on you

then laugh as it horribly goes wrong and she admits it
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Im not being retarded
You made no sense

You think your girlfriend is preggerz, but havent ever had sex with her? Ask the milkman


Fixed.
#20
She's probably doing someone else :/
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#21
Have fun looking after somebody else's child!


On a more serious note:

Don't girls have their period late sometimes and it turns out to be something other than pregnancy? I don't know, I'm just throwing it out there. Just get a pregnancy test or something.
#23
hm shes flippin because its 3 days late, i was poppin a lolzorz at her but her sadness worryedness is makin me it to -.- btw she had liek ovarie pains er whatever the **** chicks get before there periods er somethin xD (not an expert on chick stuff like that)
#24
Has ANYONE ever got pregnant after being fingured??.... Imagine explaining that mistake to the child.
#26
If she's still quite young then her periods won't be in a pattern all the time. My girlfriend's was 2 weeks late once and we'd be having sex for about 2 months prior to that.

Don't worry
#27
She's probably just young and still adjusting to having periods.
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#28
unless you're capable of ejaculating with your finger, your girlfriend is not pregnant.
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Fixed.


milkmen aerent around anymore...
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#30
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Has ANYONE ever got pregnant after being fingured??.... Imagine explaining that mistake to the child.


I know someone who thought they were preggerz for fingering THEMSELF! facepalm.jpg

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#31
shes 14 and has been having them since gr 7 apaprently, and shes in gr 9 . just for anyone throwing the "young person = messed up period" factor in
#33
i have a friend who was a buttcrack baby.
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#34
Quote by aaron addicott
shes 14 and has been having them since gr 7 apaprently, and shes in gr 9 . just for anyone throwing the "young person = messed up period" factor in


it can take several years for it regulate itself actually, shes still going through puberty and thus having a lot of hormone fluctuations, which will make it somewhat irregular.
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milkmen aerent around anymore...


Maybe there's one left, poking random girls just to repopulate his kind

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#40
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i have a friend who was a buttcrack baby.


Like conceived through anal???
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