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#1
Plans and tactics against a Cloverfield-like being or a zombie outbreak?

It does seem preposterous, yet, you never now what might happen. I think that even major governments have talked about the destruction that would occur if aliens suddenly attacked and humanity was not prepared.

So, what do you think?
#2
No.

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#3
Logically a species that had mastered space travel (and as space is very big, there physics knowledge would be superior to ours or they can manipulate physics) such an attack plan would be worthless as they would be far, far superior

Unless of course they are tiny tiny people
#4
No. But I believe that evacuation plans for large scale invasions would work too.
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#6
im pretty sure they have something planned. most likely seal off the area then if either the virius or monster cant be destroyed nuke it
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#8
NASA has a protocol for how to deal with aliens, IIRC. Not sure, though.

I think that's the closest we've got. :\
#9
But what about for a zombie outbreak.

I think...they may have.
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They just use the same plan they have for everything, "Declare war and blow shit up."

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#11
NASA has a protocol for reporting and dealing with UFO's of any kind. Not just alien ships.
The military probably has one but is classified. But I doubt we could be able to fight back that well against an alien invasion. Perhaps deal a few severe blows but then be wiped into extinction if they were hostile. And considering how humanity has dealt with the unknown before, if they weren't hostile, they are now.
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I highly doubt they have a plan. That would require them to take their heads out of their asses.
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I hear the military has Chuck Norris on speed dial, that'd work.
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Plans and tactics against a Cloverfield-like being or a zombie outbreak?


Well, I'm in ROTC and me and a few friends made a plan in case of a zombie outbreak. Block the doors and if they get in beat 'em with the drill rifles, there not real so we can't shoot the zombies ...
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#16
I'm just about over with a tour of duty in Iraq. ( I leave Sunday!!!) and actually, yes, there is protocol against such an attack.
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I'm just about over with a tour of duty in Iraq. ( I leave Sunday!!!) and actually, yes, there is protocol against such an attack.


Care to tell us? Or is it classified in case any of the really intelligent Aliens are actually UGer's?
#18
Somewhat. I'm a Medic in the U.S. Army, and I guess we'd just institute a Marshall Law, and save whatever we could.
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#19
All UGers are actually aliens. I have a secret security clearance and the information is echelons above my clearance, but there is one.
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Care to tell us? Or is it classified in case any of the really intelligent Aliens are actually UGer's?
If the average UGer is representative of alien culture, then I really doubt there's a threat.
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Logically a species that had mastered space travel (and as space is very big, there physics knowledge would be superior to ours or they can manipulate physics) such an attack plan would be worthless as they would be far, far superior

Unless of course they are tiny tiny people


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congratulations! you have taken the title of the biggest dumbass on earth!

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NASA has a protocol for how to deal with aliens, IIRC. Not sure, though.

I think that's the closest we've got. :\

Lol really? what are the protocols?

and what does IIRC mean?
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Lol really? what are the protocols?

and what does IIRC mean?
I don't know the protocols, nor if they even exist, hence, the "not sure" bit.

IIRC = If I Remember Correctly
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#30
I actually found an unclassified document that had been released by the Unites States Military a couple years ago. I don't know the link, but it simply said...

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#31
No, It would be completely pointless.

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#32
Yes. We have yearly refresher training on the subject. Zombie training is weak, all they tell us is "disable the head, disable the head". Morons.
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#33
Of course we do, haven't you ever watched a Will Smith movie?

Aliens, zombies, robots; you name it, he's beaten it.
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#34
I have my personal zombie plan laid out

it basically involves getting as far north as quickly as possible
There's no way the bastards would survive the cold
(credit to Red VS Blue for that plan)

and it also involves not letting slow/stupid/weak/pregnant people follow me

^that's the biggest flaw everyone makes in zombie movies
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

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Yes. We have yearly refresher training on the subject. Zombie training is weak, all they tell us is "disable the head, disable the head". Morons.

Ya but getting to go out on the Zombie course with "live" ones is just the most fun you can legally have isn't it?
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#39
Oh and the military's plan?

it involves calling me up and giving me a shotgun

they trust important stuff like that to me
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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Oh and the military's plan?

it involves calling me up and giving me a shotgun

they trust important stuff like that to me

I'll sleep better tonight knowing that.
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