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So I somehow got myself in really deep financial trouble. I made one big mistake and now I have to somehow come up with $1000 in about a week. I have $300 on me right now. I don't have anything valuable enough that I can sell. I've tried three banks, none of them will give me a loan. I can get about $400 off my credit card before it gets to the limit, but that's my last resort. I really don't want to ask my parents.

Soo... is there any way to get a lot of money fast?
#4
what happens if you dont make the deadline
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So I somehow got myself in really deep financial trouble. I made one big mistake and now I have to somehow come up with $1000 in about a week. I have $300 on me right now. I don't have anything valuable enough that I can sell. I've tried three banks, none of them will give me a loan. I can get about $400 off my credit card before it gets to the limit, but that's my last resort. I really don't want to ask my parents.

Soo... is there any way to get a lot of money fast?


print it off teh interwebz. no one will ever know.

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#11
drugs

(hey it's true)

or what I tell everyone in financial trouble:

you can ***** yourself out to 100 chicks for $10 each
or 10 fat chicks for $100 each
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#13
you've been dealing with the mob haven't you?

not that i knows anything about it, but it just so happens i was abouts to leaves for yourr house.
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make loud howling noises and throw your feces at them whenever they bring it up, I suggest that your GF does the same.
#14
Gasp!!! The Mafia is gonna be very unhappy with you.
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FAIL

TS said three banks already denied a loan

please read the entire first post before responding
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#17
sell your body...lmao
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sounds like you have a severe case of the dumbass.....it's quite common in the pit really just sleep it off
#18
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Ladies and gentlemen, the ONLY logical person here!


Incorrect. He said the bank won't let him take one out.

And may I just say that if there was "an easy way" to make money...well c'mon just think about it. It's ridiculous. Get a job. Don't make stupid financial decisions. FFS
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#19
Are you sure you can't pawn anything?

If worse comes to worst, actually ask your parents; they'll probably bail you out even if they're not happy about it.
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#21
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Ladies and gentlemen, the ONLY logical person here!


Yeah, ummm no.
#23
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Ladies and gentlemen, the ONLY logical person here!


Ladies and gentleman, read the original post ffs.
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#24
this is why you dont get high on your own supply dont you follow the 10 crack commandments?
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#25
wtf happened...?
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#27
Well you're on UG, don't you have a guitar?
Before your parents you could go to your friends, it really depends on how close you are too them.
Why did you borrow money you couldn't pay back anyway, that's just stupid.
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#28
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#30
there is only one logical solution here UG.
TS must become and illegal immigrant in Canada. What? The people he owes will never think of going to Canada, and the Canadian government won't catch on for about 10 years or so.
#31
You're a promoter and can't come up with $1000 bucks??? How the hell are you a promoter then????
#32
ask the peoples you owe if you can pay em extra for an extension on it?
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boss chorus
other junk
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yay m special
#33
Wow. I'll be the one to say it:

You're screwed.
And there's nothing you can do about it.
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there is only one logical solution here UG.
TS must become and illegal immigrant in Canada. What? The people he owes will never think of going to Canada, and the Canadian government won't catch on for about 10 years or so.


I already live in Canada legally.

An extension is definitely not possible, unless it's extended by like a month and a half.

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You're a promoter and can't come up with $1000 bucks??? How the hell are you a promoter then????


The 18th is my first show. I don't have any money until after, but I'm not expecting to make much.
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I need to pay bands and a club booker.

If I don't make the deadline it'll crush my entire reputation as a promoter.

I tried to get a loan three times, no one will give me one.

Ya I know you don't want to ask your parents but ASK YOUR PARENTS!!!!!!
They won't be nearly as brutal as the pit.
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#39
how has no one said go to the seedy loan shark who works without a computer under the hanging lamp and wears the see-through green visor

sheesh that would been my first choise

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#40
tell them you sent the check, but that you posted it on a sunday and you know how unreliable the post can be etc.
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So we had a music battle, copying what each other did and upping the ante and whatnot. After awhile of going nowhere, I said to the pianist "let's see you do this, asshole" played a single note... and bent it up a step. And left.
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