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#1
The rules are smple
You can post only Haiku
About anything


-The search bar I used
It gave me nothing at all
Suggest it and die
#3
Haikus are awesome.
Writing them is lots of fun.
My pop tarts just burned.

Quote by goldmember1217
I swallow it whole, like a man.
#4
Wow this thread is bad
I am going to leave now
Kay thank you bye bye
Quote by kayaress one


Sir, I love you.

#5
Quote by apod44
you are all worthless
I wish I was never born
I hope you all die


:]
haha


Silly emo child
The stupid fad will fade out
Uncool you will be
#7
Quote by The Silent Fool
Silly emo child
The stupid fad will fade out
Uncool you will be


you wish i was emo.
you also wish you could sense sarcasm.
#8
Haiku's are so sick
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator
Quote by cakeandpiemofo
Quote by tuwyci
why are metal musicians prone to fatness?
Cause there music is heavy.


Writing music is hard D:
#9
<stolen from RoamingBard from the acoustic section>
I like U-G cause
I play acoustic guitar
It gives me chords.. Woot!


Had to post it cause I like that one
-Guitar Gear-
1995 American Fender Strat, EMG 85 pup
Randall RH200 Head
Marshall 1960a Cab
Woods Acoustic
-Bass Gear-
Spector Legend 4 bass
Washburn Bantam bass
Hartke HA2500
Fender Bassman 410H
Play what you love, love what you play
#10
Quote by apod44
you wish i was emo.
you also wish you could sense sarcasm.

I do not think that
was a haiku, maybe try
harder 'lil emo
Quote by kayaress one


Sir, I love you.

#11
Quote by Phillitalian
Haiku's are so sick
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator

XKCD you did use
shame for lack of originality
acetomenophin
#13
Quote by Muzikh
XKCD you did use
shame for lack of originality
acetomenophin


what in the **** is XKCD?
i really really want to
know. please tell me, NAO
Quote by cakeandpiemofo
Quote by tuwyci
why are metal musicians prone to fatness?
Cause there music is heavy.


Writing music is hard D:
#15
the best haiku ever (by garth algar):

Does this seem weird to anybody else?
I mean, we're looking down
on Wayne's basement,
only that's not Wayne's basement.
Isn't that weird?
Quote by Butters
Do You Know What I Am Saying?


Quote by Towelie
Thats Why towelie always says: Dont forget to bring a towel


Quote by Randall
Honey Badger Dont Give a Shit.


#16
Haiku's are so gay
you're gay for making this thread
Suck dick you homo
Quote by LedZepKicksAzz
You are simply the greatest person ever to walk this great planet.
#19
Quote by Dragforce92
the best haiku ever (by garth algar):

Does this seem weird to anybody else?
I mean, we're looking down
on Wayne's basement,
only that's not Wayne's basement.
Isn't that weird?


that's not a haiku
you dumb **** retard. look, i
just wrote another
Quote by cakeandpiemofo
Quote by tuwyci
why are metal musicians prone to fatness?
Cause there music is heavy.


Writing music is hard D:
#20
Quote by dean.guitar.man
il kick your fat ass
unless you kiss my fat ass
shut yo fat ass up


Enough of fat asses
Can't we all just get along?
I asked politely
#21
hai guise, what is up
i hope you people behave
or i will be sad
Quote by mh400nt
Me too man, I cant remember ever actually laughing out loud for ages due to the internet, omegasus is just....hes just awesome


Quote by Smokey Amp
I'm pretty sure guys don't get breast cancer.
#23
^ we do not like your
thread, although i posted four
times since nine thirty
Quote by cakeandpiemofo
Quote by tuwyci
why are metal musicians prone to fatness?
Cause there music is heavy.


Writing music is hard D:
#24
Quote by Phillitalian
^ we do not like your
thread, although i posted four
times since nine thirty


I just hid a bump
Quite clever if you ask me
Stupid to most though
#25
Quote by The Silent Fool
I just hid a bump
Quite clever if you ask me
Stupid to most though


ic wat u did
there, but i think you could have
made it more discreet
Quote by cakeandpiemofo
Quote by tuwyci
why are metal musicians prone to fatness?
Cause there music is heavy.


Writing music is hard D:
#27
Quote by The Silent Fool
The rules are smple
You can post only Haiku
About anything


-The search bar I used
It gave me nothing at all
Suggest it and die



Haikus are great fun
I lie to you all not
I have to poop bye
Quote by triple_X_maniac
AMERICA FTW!!!

lol jk we suck


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#28
rain rain go away
come again another day
i'm banging your mom
HEY
Do you like anime/manga?
PM me about buying the graphic novels I'm trying to sell
#29
I Smoked a huge Spliff,
And Now I play My guitar,
God Dammint Im High........
The UG churches Tabernacle maintenence guy.

I suvived the Bannecide.
#32
What is the beauty
In a single drop of rain?
The majestic shine?

Is it the way that
Every little drop of rain
Brings life to all things?

Or that the raindrops,
Like all things on the green earth
Are born, fall and die?

For what is the road
But the way to town, like life...
Just a way to death.
#33
Scrubs resumes tonight
you should all watch it or else
i will kill you all


My mind is going. I can feel it.
#34
Your spirit is strong,
but mine hath be with the gods,
Assimilation.
Father ov Terror!
Abu ol-Hol
enter the pylon
thru' the galleys ov past
catacombs ov night
into the starry womb


www.belphegor.at
#35
what are you doing
she is but only thirteen
please please have a seat


edit: inspired by
Quote by Bubonic Chronic
With boys it's like "here's an incredibly complex sport to learn with sophisticated rules and various interdependent roles to play in a social unit."

For girls it's like "here's Barbie...you're fat!"
#36
doctor odwier
time to have your head smashed in
with my new hammer
-By Terrance the Canadian
Call me Jack
#37
bump for great justice,
for i like this thread a lot.
please keep it alive.
Quote by cakeandpiemofo
Quote by tuwyci
why are metal musicians prone to fatness?
Cause there music is heavy.


Writing music is hard D:
#38
New Gibson
Internet Xplorer
Mulitple Tabs
ಠ_ಠ WILL GIVE HEAD

Quote by Myxer
Have to give you props that the funniest post I read in a while
Quote by GogglesVK

hazardmaster has won this thread.


Fender Stratocaster 57' Reissue (Japanese)
Vox Valvetronix AD15VT
#39
Quote by The Silent Fool
The rules are smple
You can post only Haiku
About anything


-The search bar I used
It gave me nothing at all
Suggest it and die

i lol'd.

EDIT: i don't know about you guys, but somehow, this is the funniest thread i've seen in a long time.
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