Poll: How many times do you poop on average?
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View poll results: How many times do you poop on average?
Once a day
64 37%
2-3 times a day
33 19%
3+ times a day
6 4%
1-2 times a week
10 6%
3-4 times a week
32 19%
4-6 times a week
26 15%
Voters: 171.
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#1
Searched this didn't find a thread made recently yet so...

I was just dropping a pretty amazing deuce. So the question is, how many times a day/week do you go for a dump.
#2
Usually about once or twice a day, it depends what i eat and how much of it
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#4
about once or twice a day.

I enjoy pooping
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#5
like every other day i think
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#8
Usually 2 or 3 times a day. If I work I usually take a duece every time just to get out of the kitchen for a few minutes.
#13
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#14
It varies....
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#16
bout once a day. maybe a little less. i probably could once a day, but i dont always. i mean if i just have a slight urge to, im usually just like w/e, ive got better things to do. and i wait until i have more of an urge to go.
#17
Between 4 and 6 times a week. It's not the nicest experience for me. Wiping up after yourself and wiping up blood is not nice.
#19
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Between 4 and 6 times a week. It's not the nicest experience for me. Wiping up after yourself and wiping up blood is not nice.

You bleed?
#21
thats not good man.
98% of people have read that stupid 98% teens and alcohol sig, put this in your sig if you like getting hammered.

Thats it.
#22
where is the once a month option.


=p jk.
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#23
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I usually go every other day. if not, then every two days.

I was on a long stretch where it was about every 5 days.


Every other day and every two days are the same thing...
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#24
Once or Twice a day is the goer. It's great, take in my Ipod and mag/newspaper and chill for half hour or so and just listen to music and read ****. So relaxing, only prblem is i hate it when you finish and your legs get pins and needles because theres no blood in them. That sucks cause you cant walk anywhere for like 5 mins
#28
i dont have a ****ing colon sometimes i have to go like 20 times
#32
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i dont have a ****ing colon sometimes i have to go like 20 times



That must suck, man.

I go once a day, usually.
#33
Usually just one or 2. I will probably have 3 today as it is 2:30 pm and I have already had 2.
#34
About 15 times a day.
Sometimes I can push it to 16.
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#36
Probably about 4-6 times a week, most days but not always every day.
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#38
I take a shit everyday at 2 o clock. If i dont feel like i need a shit at 1 o clock i will drink lots of coffee for inspiration.

Btw i think the ass bleeding is probably because of too much wiping? if u shat twice a day im sure your ass hole would get red raw?
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That must suck, man.

I go once a day, usually.


neeeeeh you get used to it
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