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so last saturday i decided to actually go out to a party with a bunch of friends for the first time in like 4 months. I was the designated driver so i gave everyone a ride there. so I was probably there for around 30 minutes and the only people I knew were the people I brought there so it was kinda lame. At 11:15 a cop pulls up from a noise complaint so all the minors went inside real quick. I'm following my friend david into the house and i tried to go into the room he went into but he shut the door so i went into a different room. I remember standing there (note: i had nothing to drink) and some big mother ****er walks up and is like 'SHUT THE **** UP' ( i didn't even say anything) and slugs me across the face for no reason. Long story short, I pressed charges on the stupid ****er and he broke my jaw so right now my jaw is wired shut until next friday. That means a strictly liquid diet for a week. The pain is almost unbearable without my lorotab.

This guy's gonna have a felony on his record for 10 years for this ****. About everyone I know wants to kick his ass too.
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Last edited by MetalMegaMan at Apr 11, 2008,
#2
It doesn't suck.

Edit: Okay, I read it... and that kind of sucks.
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#4
hopefully it will suck otherwise your liquid diet isnt going to go well.
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your point?


my point is some people suck ass for not being able to handle a few drinks without punching little 120 pound kids in the face. this guy is like twice as big as me.
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#8
no offence, but i bet the conversation with the cop was hilarious with a broken jaw
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#11
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my point is some people suck ass for not being able to handle a few drinks without punching little 120 pound kids in the face. this guy is like twice as big as me.


Oh right, well that sucks ...
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no offence, but i bet the conversation with the cop was hilarious with a broken jaw


haha he actually thought i was drunk cause i was still out of it from being hit so hard. but i can talk fine, i just can't eat.
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#15
Not much of a MegaMan now, are you?!

But seriously, that does suck. At least you got him for it though.
#16
Learn to block! Wax on, Wax off, pretty damn easy...
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#17
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yeah it sucks

but thats what you get for not drinking


thanks for the life lesson, you're so wise!!
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#18
It does suck but well done for pressing charges, plenty of people would have just ranted and not done anything about it.
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#19
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Learn to block! Wax on, Wax off, pretty damn easy...


it was kinda a cheap shot and i didn't see it coming. not like i could've kicked his ass or anything he was a lot bigger than me.
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#20
Damnit, I was waiting for the cops to take you away regardless of the fact you hadn't had anything to drink.
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#21
In the Simpsons episode homer becomes a better person for having his jaw wired shut. So maybe this is a good thing.
Nah that just sucks actually
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#22
Wired jaw?

Thats true metal.
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#23
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It does suck but well done for pressing charges, plenty of people would have just ranted and not done anything about it.


exactly, people are telling me this guy has done this to several people and they are all too scared to press charges on him. I'm makin sure this guy pays for every medical bill, all the money i'm not getting for not being able to work, EVERYTHING.
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#24
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']Wired jaw?

Thats true metal.

thats the positive side haha =D
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#25
well that your lesson learned, if you had got drunk the punch wouldnt have hurt, and you probably wouldnt have got hit anyway, because if you were drinking properly you would have been passed out in the toilet/garge/garden.

I hope you have learnt this important life lesson - Get as pissed as possible, as fast as possible.
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#26
Nah the lesson learnt is if he had been drinking and got back in the car he could have run someone over who landed on their jaw and sued him for every penny in his bank account.
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#27
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well that your lesson learned, if you had got drunk the punch wouldnt have hurt, and you probably wouldnt have got hit anyway, because if you were drinking properly you would have been passed out in the toilet/garge/garden.

I hope you have learnt this important life lesson - Get as pissed as possible, as fast as possible.


ok. first of all i was the designated driver. that means don't ****in drink because i'm driving a nice ass 07 jeep commander, second, my parents would kill me if i had drove home drunk.
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#28
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it was kinda a cheap shot and i didn't see it coming. not like i could've kicked his ass or anything he was a lot bigger than me.


Yeah it sucks! Team up with some friends and beat the f***** (if court doesn't work of course :P).
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thats the positive side haha =D

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#30
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Yeah it sucks! Team up with some friends and beat the f***** (if court doesn't work of course :P).


haha thats the plan dude =D
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#31
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']You should walk around saying I AM IRON MAAAAAAN


/Pun.

hahaha hell yeah. i remind myself of jaws off of goldeneye haha.
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#32
Quote by GooseMcShred
well that your lesson learned, if you had got drunk the punch wouldnt have hurt, and you probably wouldnt have got hit anyway, because if you were drinking properly you would have been passed out in the toilet/garge/garden.
I hope you have learnt this important life lesson - Get as pissed as possible, as fast as possible.


This is how you get out of being designated driver lol
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#33
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This is how you get out of being designated driver lol


well i designated myself before we even got there.
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#34
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well i designated myself before we even got there.


Waitwaitwait...you designated YOURSELF?!

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#35
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hahaha hell yeah. i remind myself of jaws off of goldeneye haha.



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This man deserves my +1

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#36
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Waitwaitwait...you designated YOURSELF?!

Wired jaw is Kanye West


haha yeah i just got the car and i didn't want anybody else driving it. plus i was the only one with a license on me.
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#37
At least he's screwed, and you might lose a bit of weight during your liquid diet. If you need to, anyway.
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#38
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At least he's screwed, and you might lose a bit of weight during your liquid diet. If you need to, anyway.


nope, i weigh 125
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#39
Ouch.. that does suck. Atleast you're getting him back though, good luck with the liquid diet
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#40
yeah, that sucks. but imagine for a minute that you're biting your nails and part of your tooth falls out. THAT sucks.
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