#1
I have a dilemma. I have thick, frizzy, boofy hair.
E.G

I want to grow it long (4 SUM BR00TAL KVLT KUDOS), but I have since cut it down to a crew cut so i can start fresh. Any Ideas that I can grow my hair to stage considered metal?

In b4 Straightening because I am a lazy faggot.
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#2
Take this somewhere else, man.
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run away, now.
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you should gimme that chick's number... seriously.
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#7
Ask the pit, not the electric guitar forum. And how can hair be "metal"?
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#8
have it cut a little bit quite often, this'll get rid of split ends making grow faster. And if doesnt straighten out when its longer you'll have to straighten it, thats the only way man.
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as does that one.
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yeah ill +1 that one.

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#11
BTW Take it too the pit! Worst thread ever.
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as does that one.
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yeah ill +1 that one.

i smell a hate thread brewing!
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If you have to ask, it isn't metal.
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#21
Lol sorry guys I though I did post this in the pit.
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#22
You might want to find the user known as x/tahula. She knows her hair (so she claims)
#23
i sayy keep it the way it is
or give us a pic of ur shaved head
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#24
I want to grow it long (4 SUM BR00TAL KVLT KUDOS), but I have since cut it down to a crew cut so i can start fresh. Any Ideas that I can grow my hair to stage considered metal?

In b4 Straightening because I am a lazy faggot.



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#25
Dude i had exactly the same hari as you...

solution:

trim and thin every 3-4 weeks until it's as long as you want it...then trims and thins every 2-ish months from then on...

I have shoulder length, hair, similar to Jimmy for A7X now (call me gay if you wish)
mine doesn't need to be straightened, yours might...god only knows

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Wow, that girl is really hot for some weird reason.
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Dude i had exactly the same hari as you...

solution:

trim and thin every 3-4 weeks until it's as long as you want it...then trims and thins every 2-ish months from then on...

I have shoulder length, hair, similar to Jimmy for A7X now (call me gay if you wish)
mine doesn't need to be straightened, yours might...god only knows

peace


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#28
i have hair just like yours, except its more curly and longer and im better looking and not 12 years old.

grow it out.
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#29
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i have hair just like yours, except its more curly and longer and im better looking and not 12 years old.

grow it out.


16 actually.
Post pic of you or gtfo with the horrid pile or puss and semen you call a face.
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16 actually.
Post pic of you or gtfo with the horrid pile or puss and semen you call a face.

oh, i guess i just thought you were 12. the intelligence of this post, however, has obviously proven otherwise. how could i have been so wrong?

and i think ill keep the horrid pile of puss and semen i call a face to myself, thank you very much. i think yours is enough for one thread.
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#31
I bet you just did this to show off your GF.

Anyway, just grow it into an afro. That's as metal as you're gonna get without straightening.
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#32
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I bet you just did this to show off your GF.

Anyway, just grow it into an afro. That's as metal as you're gonna get without straightening.


Not my girlfriend, just the only photo I had.
I can do better lol :P
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#33
I had hair that was almost down to my nipples a few weeks back, then I shaved it all off. I had it permanently straightened though. So now it's growing back naturally and it's been so long I have no idea what it will be like. I say shaved it all off so it's the same length all over, and begin growing it out fresh.
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#34
They sell this syrum stuff that makes it not frizzy.
Plus it also helps if you straighten it beacuse it stops your hair from burning.

I have longish hair and it works.
Like a long emo sorta thing.
But yeah try it.
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As for the person posting the emo, even posting the site is grounds for rules 1 & 2 at full force of over nine thousand power level


I do call you gay for posting this in the first place...
#37
lmao dude..what the heck is up with that chicks smile?

try chemically straightening it ! That or go find x/tahula. I thought that idea was good.
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#38
oh hey..
wait, eyes to the face..
wait, you're the dude..

Foodlord knows some about hair. You will need to put a lot of time and effort into growing a glorious group of hairs, nop? You will have to go through that phase where it just goes all over the place (like the picture). During that stage, as somebody else mentioned, you need to TRIM a little bit. Not cut, trim. (Don't use mommy's good sewing scissors. Use scissors for cutting hair only.)

The problem with your hair is that it might have too much bounce. It might turn into a mess of a fro. I spy what might be curlies forming around your bangs. For growing long metal locks, curls are the enemy. If your hair starts transforming from waves to curls on top, you are screwed. If your waves can be combed out, you stand a better chance.

The point is that eventually your hair will either curl up or be weighted down enough to cancel out the waves.
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