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#1
so i visited the local drug store today.
i went to the condom isle and stared at the display of condoms for 10 minutes. finally someone from the store came over and asked if i needed any help, and i replied with "i can't remember my girth size"
lets just say i lol'd.

so UG, have you ever done something this hilarious in the condom isle?
#2
I've never been there; they don't have my size. I have to go to the local sex toy store for some king sized ones
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#3
I saw the title and thought "There's an island inhabited by.. what's that? Condoms?!"


I'm really disappointed now
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#4
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I've never been there; they don't have my size.

Extra small?
#6
thats not that funny dude.

but yeah i did something funny in a condom aisle. i picked up a package of condoms and went to the register, proceding to pay.
#7
aisle*


My penis is too small for regular condoms. I have to import "Japanese Juniors" brand condoms
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#8
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I've never been there; they don't have my size. I have to go to the local party store for some mini balloons



:P
#9
Quote by CFH82
I saw the title and thought "There's an island inhabited by.. what's that? Condoms?!"


I'm really disappointed now

hahaha same with me
#10
Quote by theneildeal
aisle*


My penis is too small for regular condoms. I have to import "Japanese Juniors" brand condoms

Too much John Mayer?
#11
Buying condoms is an awkward situation for me. Even if the girl at the counter is a fat chick, it still feels a bit weird. But im having sex, and she will be eating herself to sleep, so its all good!
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#13
Quote by imgooley
Too much John Mayer?


que?????
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#14
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Extra small?

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:P


Honestly I would've expected better from you two!
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#15
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isle lol i can imagine an island the shape of a huge condom



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#16
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Extra small?


kensai s not like you
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#17
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que?????

Just saying, John Mayer has been know to shrink the size of the male penis (as opposed to the female one).
#18
Quote by CFH82
I saw the title and thought "There's an island inhabited by.. what's that? Condoms?!"


I'm really disappointed now


Same. Now I'm fixated with this idea.

It seems that there is only one thing we can do.


We must seek out this island.
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#19
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It's aisle btw unless you went somewhere REALLY weird.

i did.


its called im special and i don't know how to spell LOLZ
#20
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kensai s not like you

Yeah, I am black.
#21
i thought you meant an island!!

wow that would be kool....a condom island....
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#22
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thats not that funny dude.

but yeah i did something funny in a condom aisle. i picked up a package of condoms and went to the register, proceding to pay.


no-one likes a killjoy
#23
Quote by Kensai
I've never been there; they don't have my size. I have to go to the local sex toy store for some king sized ones



I feel your pain

its a curse
#24
TS, I don't believe you.


Also what's with all the fuss about buying condoms? not nearly as embarassing as buying tampons, trust
#25
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Honestly I would've expected better from you two!

Hey, I got to your post before you edited it
#26
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TS, I don't believe you.


Also what's with all the fuss about buying condoms? not nearly as embarassing as buying tampons, trust


I can understand that.

I'd be pretty embarrassed if I had to buy tampons.


Especially if they were for me.
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#27
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TS, I don't believe you.


Also what's with all the fuss about buying condoms? not nearly as embarassing as buying tampons, trust

I disagree. I have bought both, and was more embarrassed buying rubbers than tamps.
#28
Quote by theneildeal
Buying condoms is an awkward situation for me. Even if the girl at the counter is a fat chick, it still feels a bit weird. But im having sex, and she will be eating herself to sleep, so its all good!


Oh that is sooo going in my Sig....
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#29
I'm proud buying condoms. I want everyone to know I'm getting laid.
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#30
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#31
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Just saying, John Mayer has been know to shrink the size of the male penis (as opposed to the female one).


no, im on a john mayer hiatus at the moment.
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#32
Quote by theneildeal
Buying condoms is an awkward situation for me. Even if the girl at the counter is a fat chick, it still feels a bit weird. But im having sex, and she will be eating herself to sleep, so its all good!



Hahahaha wow epic, i have a new UG hero!
#33
Quote by Gunpowder
I can understand that.

I'd be pretty embarrassed if I had to buy tampons.


Especially if they were for me.



At least when you're buying condoms the person behind the till knows you're going to be doing something cool, not... urgh
#34
Quote by djmay71
i did.


its called im special and i don't know how to spell LOLZ


No worries I'm no spellin nazi, I couldn't give a toss about it. Just liked the idea of an island full of jonnies
#35
Quote by imgooley
Yeah, I am black.


Did you know the average black penis is smaller than the average Caucasian penis?
Contrary to popular belief.
#36
you guys do know it was a joking thing right?\

and directed towards whoever said something about buying tampons; i've had to buy the buggers for my girl once. its something i don't mind actually because going down the female products ASILE tingles me in strange places
#37
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Did you know the average black penis is smaller than the average Caucasian penis?
Contrary to popular belief.
Did you know that 93% of statistics are made up?
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#38
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Did you know the average black penis is smaller than the average Caucasian penis?
Contrary to popular belief.

Did you know that most(all) people embellish the size of their wang?


Speaking of wangs, what size condom would the Wangcaster take?
#39
buying tampons is funny. you get the strangest looks from the shop workers and customers
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#40
Quote by theneildeal

My penis is too small for regular condoms. I have to import "Japanese Juniors" brand condoms

lmao thats too funny!
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