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#1
When you all start having kids and they become teens, what would you do if you found out they go here in the Pit?
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#2
I'd gouge out their eyes and cut off their fingers.
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#3
I would laugh
#6
Wait until they're logged in, tell them to go take out the rubbish, then post pron on their account so they get banned. And when they ask why, I'll tell them it was for the lulz.
#7
I'd go into the pit and pwn them!

Mwahahaha!
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#8
I'm not sure if the pit would still be around when I have kids, but heres hoping

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#9
well, ive been here for a while, and im perfectly normal. i wouldnt care if my kids came on here. its all fun and games anyway.
#11
i would say
"stay away from the pit and learn guitar"
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#13
My kids will probably be cheerleaders and/or football players.

It is the curse of parenthood for your children to give you grief.
"Virtually no one who is taught Relativity continues to read the Bible."

#14
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I wouldn't care, its hardly a bad place in the internet

I suppose but sooner or later they'd find out about 4chan from here. What if they went there instead?
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#17
I'd put a password on the computer.
Besides, i wouldn;t want my children learning guitar. I'd want them to learn A PROPER, sophisticated instrument like the the trumpet or piano!

Kiddin'...
#21
You forgot one very important point, TS...

How are all of us going to find mates? We do post regularly on an internet forum, after all.
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#22
I am looking forward to introducing my children to the wonders of metal.
"Virtually no one who is taught Relativity continues to read the Bible."

#23
Let them.

This is where life lessons are learned.
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#24
I'd tell them that is was perfectly alright as long as they stayed away from 4chan.
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#25
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You forgot one very important point, TS...

How are all of us going to find mates? We do post regularly on an internet forum, after all.

I dont know. I hear it's not that hard to get your hand on chloroform.
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#26
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You forgot one very important point, TS...

How are all of us going to find mates? We do post regularly on an internet forum, after all.


Well...I heard a rumor that you fucked Ellen Page...

If someone as hideously deformed as IHC can get with someone like Ellen Page, then there's hope for all of us.
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#27
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Let them.

This is where life lessons are learned.
As in "Sex in the butt is okay!"



...well, so long as you're 14 I guess it is.
"Virtually no one who is taught Relativity continues to read the Bible."

#28
I would probably explain to them the fact that most of the Pit's users are below the age of 15, and therefore, their opinions and advice should be taken lightly. With that out of the way, I would then proceed to UREH! until they vacated the computer.
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#29
Id flame the **** out of them!!!!

They wont wanna come back and ill be a 06er in 2024 how l33t would that be.
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#30
He alreaddy is. I found out he came on here so joined up. Every so often i just come out with something he's posted, but worded slightly differently. He still hasn't cottoned on. He's not that bright.
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#31
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As in "Sex in the butt is okay!"



...well, so long as you're 14 I guess it is.


Yeah, there's nothing wrong with sex with 14 year olds.

Especially
if it's in the butt.
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Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#33
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He alreaddy is. I found out he came on here so joined up. Every so often i just come out with something he's posted, but worded slightly differently. He still hasn't cottoned on. He's not that bright.



Do you like the fact that he's here or are you even slightly concerned?
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#34
Tell them not to ask for advice and don't post the pear. Just in case, you know.
And then show them the wonders of 2girls1cup.
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#35
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Do you like the fact that he's here or are you even slightly concerned?

I like the fact that someone fell for that
however, if i did have a child that came on the pit i wouldn't be too worried. As long as they know not to give out personal details like phone numbers and addresses, theyre safe. You can't shield your kids from things, in fact its good for them to learn what sort of things are out there, different views, different cultures, goatse, the list goes on, as long as they arent stupid about it theyd be fine to come on here.
2 ducks and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The rabbi enjoys a nice drink and the ducks are shooed out so that health services aren't called in.
The day proceeds as normal.
#36
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When you all start having kids and they become teens, what would you do if you found out they go here in the Pit?


I pray most pitmonkeys won't ever, EVER, have kids.
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#38
Shake their hand and buy them a new hat.
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#40
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I pray most pitmonkeys won't ever, EVER, have kids.


I would have thought with your reputation there would be little Kensai's running wild all over Sweden.
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