#1
ya i had to go out to eat tonite because it was my grandpas birthday hes ****ing 86 man 86 thats crazy
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Woman tone, eh?

Set treble to PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN WHEN YOU'RE DONE
Mids to YOU'RE DRIVING TOO FAST
Bass to WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "MAKE ME A SANDWICH"?
Gain to NOT TONIGHT, I HAVE A HEADACHE.

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#2
I'm 87.
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#4
It's not that old really
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#5
my great grandfather lived to 97.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#6
I thought you were talking about 1986, and I got all excited because I thought we were going talk about thrash metal's heyday. But, no.
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#7
Really? It's my friend's grandpa's birthday too. He's gonna be 92.

Pffft, 86? Don't make me laugh.
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#8
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It's not that old really

ya it is man
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Woman tone, eh?

Set treble to PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN WHEN YOU'RE DONE
Mids to YOU'RE DRIVING TOO FAST
Bass to WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "MAKE ME A SANDWICH"?
Gain to NOT TONIGHT, I HAVE A HEADACHE.

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#9
my grandpa turned 90 during thanksgiving break. I WIN!

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#11
i'll turn 87 pretty soon, only about 73 years...
man time flies fast i'll be there before i know it.
tell your grandpa to doa barrel roll it will make him live to be 96
#12
Quote by freddaahh
I thought you were talking about 1986, and I got all excited because I thought we were going talk about thrash metal's heyday. But, no.


Thrash metal?

Pfft! Bon Jovi released Slippery When Wet in 1986.
#14
Quote by Rocking-Rob
I had a chainsmoking aunt who lived to 98 and still smoked at 98

I also had a athelete in the family who died at 35 from heart problems

death is weird

ya deaths ****ed up


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Really? It's my friend's grandpa's birthday too. He's gonna be 92.

Pffft, 86? Don't make me laugh.

and what if i do
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Woman tone, eh?

Set treble to PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN WHEN YOU'RE DONE
Mids to YOU'RE DRIVING TOO FAST
Bass to WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "MAKE ME A SANDWICH"?
Gain to NOT TONIGHT, I HAVE A HEADACHE.

starter of the nadsat group
#16
Quote by KetchupLad14
How old are you?

I believe that if you've made it past 85, you've done good.

eh i wanna live to like 60
Quote by HaKattack
Woman tone, eh?

Set treble to PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN WHEN YOU'RE DONE
Mids to YOU'RE DRIVING TOO FAST
Bass to WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "MAKE ME A SANDWICH"?
Gain to NOT TONIGHT, I HAVE A HEADACHE.

starter of the nadsat group
#17
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ya deaths ****ed up


and what if i do


then you will be filled with epic fail, not really but im sure kensai will rape you anally.
#18
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then you will be filled with epic fail, not really but im sure kensai will rape you anally.

dude i already raped you anally
Quote by HaKattack
Woman tone, eh?

Set treble to PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN WHEN YOU'RE DONE
Mids to YOU'RE DRIVING TOO FAST
Bass to WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "MAKE ME A SANDWICH"?
Gain to NOT TONIGHT, I HAVE A HEADACHE.

starter of the nadsat group
#20
This makes me think of Eddie Izzard's stand up:
"When you get to 82 all you do all day is sit around saying, 'I'm 82!'"
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#22
Quote by reedplaysgeetar
dude i already raped you anally


why dont i remember this? i always miss whats going on.
#24
My great grandfather lived to be 99 (or 100, I can't remember but I'm pretty sure it was 99).
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#25
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eh i wanna live to like 60
You are fifteen. Your opinion on this matter will change as sixty draws closer.

[obscure reference] Now, if you want to live to be eighty, and then commit suicide, that's cool. [/obscure reference]
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#26
Quote by Rocking-Rob
I had a chainsmoking aunt who lived to 98 and still smoked at 98

I also had a athelete in the family who died at 35 from heart problems

death is weird


Albert Hoffman (guy who invented LSD and uses it periodically) is 102 years old and still kickin...
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Dave Grohl has officially literally done everything.
#27
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Albert Hoffman (guy who invented LSD and uses it periodically) is 102 years old and still kickin...


LSD doesn't have any real physical effect though, it's all mental.
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#28
Quote by scarfacesuit
Albert Hoffman (guy who invented LSD and uses it periodically) is 102 years old and still kickin...



yeah death seems weird as hell

one day there will be a ridiculously complex equation that can calculate your life expectancy
#30
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LSD doesn't have any real physical effect though, it's all mental.


That's a debatable issue, but it all depends on what sources you cite and which experiment is more accurately administered.
Needlenick wrote:

Dave Grohl has officially literally done everything.
#31
Quote by Flying Couch
[obscure reference] Now, if you want to live to be eighty, and then commit suicide, that's cool. [/obscure reference]

Harold and Maude is one of my favorite movies in the world!
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#32
My grandpa is 85 right now, he's a robust dude, too. Bet he'll live to be at least 100.
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#33
Quote by snipelfritz
Harold and Maude is one of my favorite movies in the world!
Mine too.

I was inspired to watch it after my orchestra director told me I reminded him of Harold. :\

I get the whole "gruff young dude" thing in his comparison, but the parellel kind of fell apart at the whole "lol, suicide, mirite?" thing.
#35
My great grandad lived to 97, his wife lived to 93. I feel sorry for her, her brother died one day after the 1 year anniversary of her husbands death, she said that after her husband died that she wanted to go with him.
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#36
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I thought you were talking about 1986, and I got all excited because I thought we were going talk about thrash metal's heyday. But, no.


me too
#37
My mom's uncle is 95, soon to be 96, and he's sharp as a nail. I'll bet he could beat my ass.
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#38
Quote by Bubban
I'm 87.

Bubban>your grandpa.

mi padre tiene cuarentinueve anos.
#39
Quote by dann_blood
My great grandad lived to 97, his wife lived to 93. I feel sorry for her, her brother died one day after the 1 year anniversary of her husbands death, she said that after her husband died that she wanted to go with him.

Wow. Now I feel good.