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ok so on wikipedia, it said the country Sark just became a democracy. i was looking through the rest of the article and i saw that in 1991, there was a one man invasion. yep some french guy was going to take over the 2 square mile country by himself but he was arrested by the single cop there while reloading his gun. the population is around 700 by now.

so heres my plan: me and a few other guys from UG can invade the country. we can take it over in like 3 hours. then rename it something..maybe in honor of UG..and we rule the country forever

so whos with me?

EDIT: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sark#One-man_invasion_attempt
theres the link
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Oh, I'd love to!!!

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What's are the average temperatures at the different seasons? Winter Summer etc.

Also, how many people inhabit this island?

My dad is a cop i could steal one of his guns.
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Oh, I'd love to!!!

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My first thought was of Commander Sark from Tron.

I'll contribute a Zeppelin to the cause.

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You have my axe!
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were the above posts in reference to LOTR?
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This sound like a job for UGtopia!
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Quote by Esp_kill07
were the above posts in reference to LOTR?


Probably. We still need a sword.
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One sword! Coming Up!
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we need aragorn like NOWZ or else all fails. haha lol wtf
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Quote by Esp_kill07
we need aragorn like NOWZ or else all fails. haha lol wtf

We can do without Aragorn, he'll likely be busy elsewhere. We do however, need a short dude with hairy feet willing to make a heroic sacrifice in order drop the ring in Mt. Doom, otherwise we're pretty much boned.
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Quote by Bubban
We can do without Aragorn, he'll likely be busy elsewhere. We do however, need a short dude with hairy feet willing to make a heroic sacrifice in order drop the ring in Mt. Doom, otherwise we're pretty much boned.


well said. After the country has been conquered new laws will be set. Like no playing line 6 spider amps. anything else can be cranked to 11
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Quote by Bubban
We can do without Aragorn, he'll likely be busy elsewhere. We do however, need a short dude with hairy feet willing to make a heroic sacrifice in order drop the ring in Mt. Doom, otherwise we're pretty much boned.

I'm about 5' 4" and have slightly furry feet.....I'm not going in a ****ing volcano though...
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Quote by BladeSlinger
I'm about 5' 4" and have slightly furry feet.....I'm not going in a ****ing volcano though...


You might get lucky and only lose a finger, then you'll be treated as a hero by all of Middle Earth. Bards will sing of your exploits for years to come.
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I'm about 5' 4" and have slightly furry feet.....I'm not going in a ****ing volcano though...
I contributed a zeppelin. I'll fly you over.
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Quote by Flying Couch
I contributed a zeppelin. I'll fly you over.


He'll have to go on foot. If the Eye of Sauron sees him he'll have every Ork, Uruk, Olog, and Balrog on his ass. If Mordor gets the ring, there's nothing we can do, we may as well just drop our pants, spread our cheeks, and put our arseholes in their general direction.
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We'll send several 08'ers straight ahead to act as decoys/distractions. Then after the country's 100 man army is busy we'll sneak some of the better UG'ers into the capital building. I'll send Kensai in (wearing a man thong) to seduce any secretaries. While Kensai is getting laid we kill the president and broadcast UG propaganda on whatever airwaves they may possess. Instant win.
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umm... it's been thought of by UGtopia. Join the group in my sig.
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Wow thats was the best plan I've ever heard for taking over something on the internet Im in.
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Now that one cowill be ready for you guys since you posted this on the internet be careful and ready!
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Quote by Nemesis260
We'll send several 08'ers straight ahead to act as decoys/distractions. Then after the country's 100 man army is busy we'll sneak some of the better UG'ers into the capital building. I'll send Kensai in (wearing a man thong) to seduce any secretaries. While Kensai is getting laid we kill the president and broadcast UG propaganda on whatever airwaves they may possess. Instant win.

This is a good plan. I'll be the token black guy who always carries the minigun and/or bazooka and makes a bunch of racially humorous and sexist jokes about himself and/or women.


....although I'm not black.
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Where do you want us?
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I was thinking the same thing when I read that article earlier, if one guy almost did it then a few hundred UGers would have no trouble (at least until the UN sends an airstrike at us after the invasion)
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Quote by greatone_12
I was thinking the same thing when I read that article earlier, if one guy almost did it then a few hundred UGers would have no trouble (at least until the UN sends an airstrike at us after the invasion)


The worst we'll get are some sanctions and a slap on the wrist.
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Where do you want us?



i'd really do it if i had the means to get there, if i knew the U.S. or UN wouldn't get involved, and if i wouldn't feel like a complete prick kicking them out of their country.
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Quote by Nemesis260
We'll send several 08'ers straight ahead to act as decoys/distractions. Then after the country's 100 man army is busy we'll sneak some of the better UG'ers into the capital building. I'll send Kensai in (wearing a man thong) to seduce any secretaries. While Kensai is getting laid we kill the president and broadcast UG propaganda on whatever airwaves they may possess. Instant win.



Well obviously the only way that would be rational is if I was promised a large quantity of virgins when I died....or sluts.....yeah, better make that sluts.
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i'd really do it if i had the means to get there, if i knew the U.S. or UN wouldn't get involved, and if i wouldn't feel like a complete prick kicking them out of their country.


Why kick them out? We could establish a feudal system and utilize them as serfs.
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Quote by Bubban
Why kick them out? We could establish a feudal system and utilize them as serfs.


that can work too
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