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#2
"if you were a searchbar, this thread wouldnt exist"
"using the searchbar is my best asset"
"i wish you we a door so i can bang you all night"

beware TS ...expect the seachbar to come up
Last edited by Unforgotten at Apr 11, 2008,
#4
"I must have used the search bar to find a beauty like you!"
Bands to see before I die:
Iron Maiden
Foo Fighters
Megadeth
Reel Big Fish
Rush
Streetlight Manifesto

Gear:
Epi LP Standard
Washburn Strat
Line 6 Spider (Yes, I know it's bad)

GAS:
Ibanez RG3570Z
Digitech Whammy
#6
"if you were my homework, i'd totally do you on the kitchen table right now."
Call me Jack.
All that you love...
...you must love now.
My Gear:
PRS Custom 24
Standard MIM Tele
Larrivée LV-09E
Rivera Clubster 45 112 Combo Tube
Boss ME-20 Multi-effects pedal
Boss OC-3 Super octave pedal
My own home-made octave-up pedal
#10
WORST PICK UP LINE
'allo love, fancy sitting on my face?

BEST PICK UP LINE
hi, my names Gregg, can i buy you a drink?
#12
Quote by FLUX_
Are you an idiot? You sure make stupid threads like one!


I like this one...
#13
Quote by FLUX_
Are you an idiot? You sure make stupid threads like one!


I' m totally useing this one the next time
#15
You're a tall glass of water and I'm THIRSTY!
Quote by SeveralSpecies
How the f*ck are you gonna get a cat to bark?


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Matt Freeman>You
#20
are you an angel, because i have an erection.

Dinobot of the Predacons Beast Wars Club
PM NightmareXT To Join!


Quote by Stephen Colbert
Now the obvious question here is...

Who's fucking the ponies?


Quote by drop-dead666
Get.. Like he suggested, P-90's. Or you can just buy a hello kitty guitar.
#23
"How much does a pola bear weigh... Enough to break the ice hi my names Zacc!"

"I hear you ladies like smart guys, well i have a PHD... A Pretty Huge Dick"
"Whats that noise??"

"... Jazz"
#24
Quote by Jimmy_Pwns_Jimi
are you an angel, because i have an erection.


THANK YOU

robot chicken rox my sox
The only things we hate are those things we try to hide from others.

Quote by Deliriumbassist
Quote by Carmel
Either way, I don't think bananas should be placed in such proximity to an ass

I disagree. Bananas and ass are like peaches and cream.
#25
Do you like... fornication?
To a shredder, a second is a long time.

Member of the UG Gentlemen of Higher Thought Establishment.

Invite only, if you want to be considered, contribute well to UG, and respect others as much as possible!
#28
I wish i were a tampon, so I could be inside you.
Quote by BladeSlinger
I'm about 5' 4" and have slightly furry feet.....I'm not going in a ****ing volcano though...


I love the Foo's!

GO MOUNTAINEERS!!!
#31
Quote by Arrived+Dparted
"if you were my homework, i'd totally do you on the kitchen table right now."


Or the classic, "if you were my homework, I'd throw you out the bus window." or something.
Quote by Ez0ph
That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
Quote by Firenze


Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



www.myspace.com/tarsusmusic
#32
I have a small penis. Can you make it bigger?
2002 Epiphone Goth G400 SG
B.C. Rich Warlock custom
1986 Washburn RR2 Flying V
1991 Peavey Falcon II Stratocaster
#34
Can I call you morse code? Because I'd so tap that.

I can't find my teddy bear... can I sleep with you instead? ;D
#35
"You'll do."


Quote by lotsofvolume
"Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up."


Saved in my brain.
#36
"If you were a new McDonalds burger you'd be McGorgeous"

"If you were a KFC meal, You'd be a family ****"
#37
1.nice shoes wanna ****?
2.is there a mirrior in your pocket cus i can see myself in your pants
3.is there a keg in ur pants cus id like to tap that ass
4.well i was lookin for a hot chick but i guess i can settle for a ogre
5. did it hurt wen u fell from heven
6.that dress looks good it would look better on my floor
7.so do you normally sleep on your knees or am i dreaming
#39
wanna breed?
My Gear
Jackson RR5
Epiphone Les Paul Standard
Marshall MG10 : Deaceased
Esp Ltd Ec-50
Digitech Whammy
Dunlop wah
Marshall Avt 50x
#40
Quote by ranirhetoric
if someone said that to me, i'd let them


i LOVE corny pickup lines.



*ahem*

if you were...ahh forget it

*walks away ashamed*
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