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Okay, so my friend and i hate our regional manager, he a prick to employees and to our managers, im not going to go into what he has all done wrong but long story short, my friend and i want to f him over, we have his phone #, email, address, everything. We were thinking of sending massive amounts of spam or something we can do online.....suggestions?
#3
Light his house on fire.
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I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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#6
Kill him with a seaxe.
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#8
rape his wife in front of him wile he is chained to a bedpost. then procede to rape him. then kill him and rape him again but this time with his wife. threesome.
#9
dont have other people do your dirty work?
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#10
chans?
spam?
rick roll?
tons of good stuff....
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#12
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Light his house on fire.


We are reserved enough to not kill him, we just want to mindfu** the SH** outta him.
#16
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We are reserved enough to not kill him, we just want to mindfu** the SH** outta him.


Light his garage on fire.
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That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



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#18
buy subscriptions with his name. lots of subscriptions...of porn magazines!
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Ewww the searchbar is a slut, it gets used everyday...

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The brain says "hey, lets be friends" and the dick says "hey, lets get those clothes off, eh?"

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#19
Quote by TooFast
Light his garage on fire.

i concur. but at least make sure his wife and kids are in the garage when you do it.
#20
Quote by TooFast
Light his garage on fire.


Even better, light his car on fire in the parking lot, and then scream "OMG YOUR CAR IS ON FIRE!!!!" at him.
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#22
make a myspace or facebook pretending to be this really hot chic... and you know... you know
That's the jizz
#23
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You're a ****, I like to click things too much!
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Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.
#24
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Even better, light his car on fire in the parking lot, and then scream "OMG YOUR CAR IS ON FIRE!!!!" at him.


He lives 225 miles away, fires wont work, especially since we're both drinking.
#25
Quote by sanction7
He lives 225 miles away, fires wont work, especially since we're both drinking.


Well that's a shame.
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I love taking a nice dip of some horse shit, so good.
#26
just start registering for things with his email. its shocking the amount of spam you can build up relatively quickly. this works especially well for porn sites.
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#27
Give their information to 4chan along with a picture of them praising scientology in some way.
They'll be crying in 1 hour tops.
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#28
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You're a ****, I like to click things too much!

i never asked you to click it...
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#30
Pornado

while he's at work
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#31
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just start registering for things with his email. its shocking the amount of spam you can build up relatively quickly. this works especially well for porn sites.


Thats what weve been doing, we need one massive site that we can put his email in and it will send massive amounts of spam, 4chan might work.
#35
Invite him over to your house, film yourself beating him up, then post it on youtube.

It's foolproof I tell ya!
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#37
Quote by Phillitalian
i never asked you to click it...



It's cool, just don't do it again.

Or I'll beat you with a sea bass!
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Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.
#38
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**** you.
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#40
Buy a giant dildo and have it delivered to him at work.

Or pay some kid to **** in a bag, leave it on his doorstep, and light it on fire.
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