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#1
Okay so here's something fun we do in other forums

Okay the first person posts a wish (music related so we stay on a topic)

and the next post corrupts it, then makes a new wish

LOLZ ensue

EXAMPLE:

Post1: I wish for a new guitar

Post2: granted, but you have no strings
I wish for a better amp

...

and it goes on like that

I'll go first:

I wish I had tickets for Warped Tour
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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your sarcasam amuses me


CSUSM
#3
Granted, but you lose them all


I wish I had a watermelon
#5
Granted, but you waste them by wishing for three more wishes each divided by zero

I wish Chinese Democracy would be released (FINALLY)
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


Quote by Aurex
your sarcasam amuses me


CSUSM
#6
^Granted but you get no free Dr. Pepper.

I wish I had been alive for woodstock.
#7
^above above-Granted, but they are swallowed by an earthquake


I wish I had nunchaku
#8
Granted but you get diarrhea.

I wish I had a haypenny.

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#9
edit: damn you guys are quick

Not granted, that's a horrible wish.


I wish Led Zeppelin would do a world tour.
#10
Granted, but we all know that would never happen

I wish i had a new amp
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#11
Granted, but it gets lodged in your throat


I wish I had a job
#12
granted but it falls on you from the top of the empire state building

i wish kool aid man were here to see this....

edit: you changed it....
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#13
Quote by RU Experienced?
Granted, but it's released exclusively in Papua New Guinea

I wish Led Zeppelin would do a world tour.


Granted, but it's another planet light years away from Earth

I wish for a big record exec to offer me a recording contract
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


Quote by Aurex
your sarcasam amuses me


CSUSM
#14
Quote by Zugunruhe
granted but it falls on you from the top of the empire state building

i wish kool aid man were here to see this....

Granted.
Buthe rapes you.

I wish I had nothing. (lets see if reverse psychology works)
#16
Edit:
You're money poisoned you and killed you, I wish I had mad karate skills
Avenged Sevenfold Fan, proud of it.
#17
Granted. youbring no space gear and suffocate/blow up cuz of pressure

I wish I could sleep
My sig used to be so awesome it got me banned
#18
Quote by sneyob
Granted, but it's another planet light years away from Earth

I wish for a big record exec to offer me a recording contract


Granted, but you sellout, your lead singer is a deuce and you bust a GnR.

I wish for a Schecter Hellraiser V-1 CR.
#20
granted. but you get fat.

I wish for a girlfriends
My sig used to be so awesome it got me banned
#21
You got one but it turned you into a demon and a priest killed you, phail
I wish I was a ninja
Avenged Sevenfold Fan, proud of it.
#22
Quote by RU Experienced?
Granted, but your wasted behind the wheel of a car

I wish I had a cupcake.


Granted, but you find it in the toilet

I wish for teh secks
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


Quote by Aurex
your sarcasam amuses me


CSUSM
#23
Quote by Your_Dad
granted. but you get fat.

I wish for a girlfriends

Granted, but she's fat and ugly. And has AIDS.

I wish for a new computer.
#24
Quote by sneyob
Granted, but you find it in the toilet

I wish for teh secks

Granted, but it's with another man

I wish for world peace
#26
Quote by Faux
Granted, But its created through everyone dying of nuclear war

I wish for an elephant
sure, but the elephant has a cronic masturbation habit. cronic masturbation.

i wish for infinite marshmallows!
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#28
Quote by Faux
Granted, But its created through everyone dying of nuclear war

I wish for an elephant


granted, but it's dead already

I wish for a lag free board
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


Quote by Aurex
your sarcasam amuses me


CSUSM
#29
Quote by sneyob
granted, but it's dead already

I wish for a lag free board
granted, but theres still 14 year olds on.

i wish for mentos. how could it go wrong?
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#32
Quote by superunknown
Granted,
but it spills...
all of it.

I wish for an Orange Ad30.

granted, but you can't use a musical instrument of any kind anymore.
Last edited by Andrusho at Apr 12, 2008,
#33
um, you didn't wish for anything.


I wish for a J Bass made of solid gold.
#34
Granted, but it's too heavy to use


I wish for my school to get destroyed
#35
Granted, but the gymnasium survives and you all have to go to lessons in there instead.

I wish for a pet kitten.
#37
granted, but its next to a retirement home so you cant play loud [or at all]

i wish i had a muffin
#38
Granted, but you must read a spellbook to use them, and you've just had your eyes and ears ripped out.

I wish to live in a better home
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#39
granted, but its on fire

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Granted, but we all know that would never happen

I wish i had a new amp

granted but you get an mg

i wish for money to buy stuff