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Me and my mate were stood outside in his front garden having a cigarette yesterday and got onto a discussion about amazing metal guitarists...

He was like "Matt Tuck is ****ing god" and I was like "Dimebag would own his ass".
Then he said "Who's Dimebag?" I whacked my head on his door and walked off in disgust.

I came back round his today and he was playing Cemetary Gates on his computer. I said
"Know who Dimebag is yet?" and he replies "Wasn't he in Metallica".

What a ****ing douche...