The totally COOL no reprecutions choose your own adventure: EPIC edition

#1
doesent it seem that we cant have sexual relations or punch people in the face without reprecutions in our 'choose your own advernture story ' ?, well of course you have reprecutions! but this is OUR adventure, why have bad things in it


pm me if you want to be a writer, although if everyone says you suck then theres nothing i can do ( this applys for me too )

1. DieGarbageMan
2. Floppypick
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and Thus an epic adventure was born.

' * insert hero's name here * are you awake yet? ' you hear your mum yell from down the stairs

you grunt and roll over, you realise it is a friday, the last day of school for the week.

The past year hasnt really gone your way, you havent had a girlfriend, your test scores are down, you know you could do better if you revised, but as soon as itunes is open some rock drifts you away from reality.

youve always wanted to raise your middle finger in defiance when your teacher hands back your test paper, but you know your too shy and scared of what reprucutions this may lay in the path ahead.


beign 13 sucks. you think to yourself you look around your room and glance at the clock, youve got an hour to be at school

you realise you fell asleep watching scrubs, again, and yet another episode is about to start, god you love that program!

you take a whiff of your room smells like pizza,semen,coke,and a mixture of rotten things hidden underneath your poorly placed clothes.

but now you have awoken from your slumber your bed feels softer,plusher and filled with all things magical.

what to do?

**********

A ) Go downstairs eat breakfast, get a shower
B ) Go downstairs and go for a walk before heading to school
C ) tidy your room, it needs you and theres only so much one man can take
D ) Go back to sleep you will surely wake up with enough time
E ) Watch this episode of scrubs it looks like a good one
F ) Fap, a good old fap will bring you back to reality
G ) load up your pokemon game, they will never hurt you.
H ) pretend to fall down the stairs, try and get yet another day off school.
Last edited by DieGarbageMan at Apr 12, 2008,
#3
Why are there seamen in my room?
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#5
i would probably do, in this order

a, h, *then if granted having the day off school*, d, e, g, f
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i would probably do, in this order

a, h, *then if granted having the day off school*, d, e, g, f


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#8
This is stupid and pointless and for the love of all that is good and pure it is "repercussions".

EDIT: Also, most of us aren't 13 and wouldn't want to go on the internet and pretend we were unless it was similar to something Chris Hansen would do.
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I don't think you understood the joke.

Semen are what come from your scrotum. Seamen, on the other hand, would be men who serve in the Navy.
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This is stupid and pointless and for the love of all that is good and pure it is "repercussions".

EDIT: Also, most of us aren't 13 and wouldn't want to go on the internet and pretend we were unless it was similar to something Chris Hansen would do.


its an easier concept to write about, im not 13 either

if you dont like it dont post and stop trying to be witty.
#12
I don't like it taking up Pit space though. Also, your poor spelling pisses me off.

EDIT: Merci beaucoup, Frank.
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#13
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#16
Im Gunna go ahead and pick H. Meaning It has the most votes

**********

the stench smell of your room is already enough to put you on your feet, you peer outside your curtains, its raining.

you think ' NO WAI MAN NO WAI. '

a few ideas run through your head before you decide to take a half eaten pizza slice and place it onto your top stair and head back to your room,
you turn scrubs up and open your door

' OH WHAT A LOVELY DAY IT IS '
' I CANT WAIT TO GO TO SCHOOL ' you exclaim so your mum in the next room can hear

you blatently stand on the pizza slice, which blatently doesent do much to your balance you thrust your leg forward and land in a awkard position half way down the stairs

you bang your head pritty hard and lay there until somebody see's you.

mum rush's down the stairs to pull you up, ' its ok mum i was up a little late revising last night, ive got awful cramp in my legs '

your mum looks at you like a cow looks at an oncoming train ( <- reference )

' oh well, since it really does no harm, go back to sleep you need some rest, but i want you to do some revising today boy'o! '

a look of glee springs upon your face, you pretend to be injured and slowly enter your room

you lay in your bed and think of the things you can do today

what to do first?

a) get some sleep
b) start the revising
c) tidy your room
d) play some pokemanz
e) ring your friend and tell him to meet you outside school in 30 minutes
f) fap
g) turn scrubs back on, it always cheers you up
h) sneak out and see where the wind takes you


*****

ive got a pritty epic idea for this here boy.
#17
E! Outside skool, 30 minutes!
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#18
E!!

Oh and I can help write
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#19
Right on, floppypick! *high fives while wishing the p in username was a d*
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#22
Hey what about me? Can I have a go at writing?
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#23
I'll go for the fap option.
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