Poll: UG's Favourite Kinda Nut?
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View poll results: UG's Favourite Kinda Nut?
Peanut
20 22%
Walnut
1 1%
Pistachio
6 7%
Macadamia
2 2%
Almond
10 11%
Brazil
0 0%
Hazlenut
1 1%
Pecan
1 1%
Cashew
21 23%
Kensai's *sigh*
30 33%
Voters: 92.
#1
Yup, it's that time of year again. If I forget any, I don't care. And everyone knows that certain "nuts" are in actuality roasted beans, but they are percieved by society to be nuts, and that's the monster we're feeding here people.

Question is, which nut should we feed it with?
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#3
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que?


It's a simple concept
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#5
Peanuts, but Kensai's was very close...
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#6
Almonds

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Cashews ftw.


legume =/= nut
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#7
Almonds mother****er.
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#8
(sigh) Once again, Deez nuts.
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#12
Hazelnuts, but I voted Kensai's
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#13
Cashews aren't nuts...
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#14
Wtf are they??
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#18
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Wtf are they??

They're seeds, just like almonds.

Are they in the poll too?


Edit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nut_(fruit)#Culinary_definition_and_uses
Lots of the 'nuts' in your poll aren't actually nuts!

Kensai, definitely is though.
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#19
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They're seeds, just like almonds.

Are they in the poll too?

All nuts are seeds.
Except Kensai's His are just seedy. And blue.
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#20
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arn't peanuts actually peas? not nuts?


Roasted beans, my friend. And cashews are legumes.

But, as pointed out, they are percieved as nuts, hence their inclusion
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#21
Cashews>Kensai's>Peanuts

DW Kensai, they're higher than peanuts!
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#22
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All nuts are seeds.
Except Kensai's His are just seedy. And blue.

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Some fruits and seeds that are nuts in the culinary sense but not in the botanical sense:

* Almond is the edible seed of a drupe — the leathery "flesh" is removed at harvest.
* Brazil nut is the seed from a capsule.
* Candlenut (used for oil) is a seed.
* Cashew nut is a seed.
* Coconut is a dry, fibrous drupe.
* Horse-chestnut is an inedible capsule.
* Macadamia nut is a creamy white kernel (Macadamia integrifolia).
* Malabar chestnut
* Mongongo
* Peanut is a legume and a seed.
* Pine nut is the seed of several species of pine (coniferous trees).
* Pistachio nut is the seed of a thin-shelled drupe.
* Lychee is a member of the soapberry family, in which its berrylike fruits can be eaten fresh or sundried as nuts.


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I can see this becoming a special brand of elitism, 'true nuts'.lol
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#24
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...
I can see this becoming a special brand of elitism, 'true nuts'.lol


how about the list of true nuts now?
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#25
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...
I can see this becoming a special brand of elitism, 'true nuts'.lol

I said all nuts were seeds. I didn't say all seeds were nuts.
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#26
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how about the list of true nuts now?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nut_(fruit)#Botanical_Definition
That was hard.
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I said all nuts were seeds. I didn't say all seeds were nuts.

I know. I wasn't saying you were a Nut Elitist. I was just saying that a lot of seeds that people think are nuts, actually aren't.
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#29
Pistachios are hella good, as are macadamias.


I voted Kensai's, though.
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#30
Nothing beats good ol' pistachio.
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#31
I want Kensai's nuts in and around my mouth ...
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#32
Yes! I'm beating peanuts!
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#34
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Yes! I'm beating peanuts!

That's the word on the street.
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#35
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Cashews ftw.
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