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#1
What's your favourite insult? Which insults seem to be funniest to you?

Well, "douchebag" is getting more and more popular these days.
My Spanish Hearts
#5
cum dumpster
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#7
Rövhatt.

That's swedish for "asshat".
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#8
'Douchebag' is probably the crappest insult ever. It cannot be said without sounding daft.
#13
cum bubble is always good, but there are classics like fag, douche, bitch, son of a bitch, *****, dumbass, and anty combination of the aforementioned, also, if you feel like going multilingual on their asses you can always use my favorite ones from ma homeland, such as puto, pendejo, hijo de la chingada, pedazo de mierda, perra, infeliz, and, my favorite one, chinga tu madre
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#16
c*nt nugget is also good
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#17
**** for brains?
its old but i like it


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#21
Dickcheese
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This man is cool in my book. He apparently likes boobs as much as me.
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as does that one.
+1
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+100
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yeah ill +1 that one.

i smell a hate thread brewing!
#22
being an 08 er seems to be an insult round here *rolls eyes*

I dont insult people..I rape them
"Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes"

"Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through"

#23
Anything with twat. Like twatwaffle, twatface, twatted. I loves it.
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#24
asshat
piss infected cum bubble
butt pirate
call them whatever they ask for
ex: "get the milk out of the refrigerator."
"YOUR A REFRIGERATOR!"
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Get a boner and slap your school doctor in the face with your penis.

It'll be funny.


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Get your jam on, get your jam
And peanut butter


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#25
Churchill pwns:

Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.
Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.

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#28
You 'Cum Bubbles' a Good'nn

or 'atleast my fanny doesnt hang like a hammok'
that makes me laugh
#29
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Rövhatt.

That's swedish for "asshat".



Ååh, fyfan vad bra (Y)
You like it
#30
I find that "jerk" carries a heavy meaning nowadays because of how little its used. Say it with feeling, guaranteed to hurt someone's feelings and question themselves.
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Is it bad that I imagined you saying that in a really sexy voice?
#31
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Anything with twat. Like twatwaffle, twatface, twatted. I loves it.

twatsicle

my old favorite: cock smoker
#33
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its funny one of my friends tought me how to say "suck my b*lls" in spanish and the next day i tried to say "suck your mom's b*lls" so i said "chippas tu madre's huevos" and he gets this evil look in his eye and starts freaking out at me and i asked what it meant and i was right.


huevos? that means eggs in spanish, lol, not sure if its the same mind you in spain some people use "leche" for cool, which means milk,
#34
You thought you had a pube until you peed out of it.
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For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#36
Thou caluminous milk-livered scullian!
Thou clouted knotty-pated mumble-news!
[You] live in the rank sweat of an enseamed bed,
Stew'd in corruption, honeying and making love ove the nasty sty!
Thou surly motley-minded death-token!
Thou yeasty crook-pated dewberry!

Oh how I love Shakespearean insults.

Edit: [Your] brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after a voyage.
Thank you, and may raw rock kill you forever and ever, amen.
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#37
You look so ugly, I bet your food screams in horror when it sees your face.
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#40
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c*ck juggling thunderc*nt

What's that in again? I can't remember...
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
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