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#1
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Tonight as I was eating my scrummylicious dinner (a bbq ribsteak sandwich, 4 crumpets with margarine and marmite on them, and 2 muller crunch corner yoghurts) I reached the first yoghurt and as I pulled the foil lid back, I saw it....



The perfect yoghurt skin cover.



And of course the most important image.....




My feet.

Anyone else come across the rare case of yoghurt skin?
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#3
Dude, thats just yoghurt that has not been in the fridge for one week.
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I'll be the first to say... "lol wut?"
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#5
i've tried to do that sooo many times!!!


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#6
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Dude, thats just yoghurt that has not been in the fridge for one week.


Nu-huh

It's been in the fridge the while time!

Holy crap though, I just opened the second one and it's happened again!

I must be like the master of yoghurts!
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I'll be the first to say... "lol wut?"

i second that motion
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#9
Ahhh damn it! Everytime I do it there's yoghurt on the lid :[
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#11
Awesome.
That have happened once for me, but that was this small yoghurt.
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I'll be the first to say... "lol wut?"


i think i speak for us all when i say the pear is missed.
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#15
you should put it on ebay man, some yoghurt skin collecting freak will probably give you a reasonable sum of money for it
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#20
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wtf are those ball thingys?

Don't you know? Those are tiny crunchy ball things covered in chocolate. You pour 'em into the yoghurt and mix it. One of the most delicious inventions in the history of yoghurt!
#21
Quote by rworsl
I must be like the master of yoghurts!


Master of Yoghurts, and dairy things
Melting your cheese and souring your cream
I'd record this if I could sing
Look at your butter and I'll hear you scream

MASTER! MASTER!
Where's the milk that I've been after?
MASTER! MASTER!
I need it with my pies. Dave Mustaine coffee.

*is finished now*
Last edited by Minkaro at Apr 12, 2008,
#22
Quote by Minkaro
Master of Yoghurts, and dairy things
Melting your cheese and souring your cream
I'd record this if I could sing
Look at your butter and I'll hear you scream

MASTER! MASTER!
Where's the milk that I've been after?
MASTER! MASTER!
I need it with my pies.

*is finished now*


haha awesome
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#29
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Because he did what..?

He didn't do anything.
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#30
Quote by ShaunDiel
Because he did what..?


Read the thread man, it's quite self explanitory, there are even pictures.

This is the pit, not the post on the last page of a thread asking people to read to you
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#31
Quote by ShaunDiel
Because he did what..?


I used my knowledge of the force to not break the skin of the yoghurt when it was opened. Now bow down to me bitch!
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#33
Quote by Minkaro
Master of Yoghurts, and dairy things
Melting your cheese and souring your cream
I'd record this if I could sing
Look at your butter and I'll hear you scream

MASTER! MASTER!
Where's the milk that I've been after?
MASTER! MASTER!
I need it with my pies. Dave Mustaine coffee.

*is finished now*

We really have to write a whole song for this. +Starts+
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#39
Quote by CoreysMonster
i've had that three times so far. on relatively large yoghurt cups as well

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