#1
Wooooo.

Just thought I'd let everyone know.
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Yes, I would masturbate a horse.

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So there you have it kids, You're not eating easter eggs, you're eating the parastic-like insides of rabbits. Happy Easter, I've got a corpse to rape!
#6
Declaring your birthday on UG = fail.

Nevertheless, happy birthday. Here's a toy car for you. Comes with a complimentary baby.

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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#7
Happy birthday.
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You know a music scene is fucked up when it becomes difficult to keep track of who killed who, who committed suicide and who alledgedly engaged in cannibalism.

LastFM
#8
Quote by darkstar2466
Declaring your birthday on UG = fail.

Nevertheless, happy birthday. Here's a toy car for you. Comes with a complimentary baby.


Mmm, he looks tasty.
#9
Happy Birthday!

Now it's time for your present. Just bend over and shut your eyes for a while, I wouldn't want the surprise to be ruined..
#10
Quote by darkstar2466
Declaring your birthday on UG = fail.

Nevertheless, happy birthday. Here's a toy car for you. Comes with a complimentary baby.


Sweet! I could really use that baby.
Quote by drunkinkoala
Yes, I would masturbate a horse.

Quote by Hcmanu
So there you have it kids, You're not eating easter eggs, you're eating the parastic-like insides of rabbits. Happy Easter, I've got a corpse to rape!
#11
Happy Birthday.

Now go do something why the hell are you on UG right now?
Bought for a few pennies
Now you're all just empty
Fucking soulless machines
RIP YOU APART!!!

-All Shall Perish


#13
Quote by ThePeacefrog
Say hi to Morricone for me!

Uh...Who?
Quote by drunkinkoala
Yes, I would masturbate a horse.

Quote by Hcmanu
So there you have it kids, You're not eating easter eggs, you're eating the parastic-like insides of rabbits. Happy Easter, I've got a corpse to rape!
#14
Quote by darkstar2466
Declaring your birthday on UG = fail.

Nevertheless, happy birthday. Here's a toy car for you. Comes with a complimentary baby.



I lol'd so hard...


Anyways, Happy Birthday. Now grab some strippers and get sh*t faced.
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Hold your tongue!! Spare our ears your vile blaspheme.

Chuck Norris doesn't die. He triumphs.
#15
U have failed!

By having the need to tell UG of your birthday, you have proven us that you have no real friends and/or those who care of you enough.

You fail....or it's just me with my jealousy not being the first one to report UG of my birthday... TS - you stole my pun!

But a happy New Year, anyw...no! Have a nice April Fool's...hmm. No. Spring break??? Goddammit! What was it...

*scrolls up to the top of the page*

...ah!

..HAPPY ****ING BIRTHDAY, MAN!
Quote by RoamingConflict
This one dream involved me, one random girl, midgets and a pie.


...and midgets ended up f*cking her. I got the pie.


#19
Happy Birthai!!
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You are god, floppypick



Floppydick


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