#4
Bob or John.

teh shredz0rz m0b1le!!!

*cough* axe *cough*

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#5
God Machine.
While looking at a guitar magazine with some friends.

Quote by Kaleb
DUDE! Is that a Mel Gibson?!



Quote by boreamor
Don't you understand the importance of correct spelling and grammar? It's the online symbol of maturity. And you as sure as hell don't have that.
#6
a piece of wood with strings on it.
/retardedness
Current Gear:
LTD MH-400 with Gotoh GE1996T (EMG 85/60)
PRS SE Custom 24 (Suhr SSH+/SSV)
Ibanez RG3120 Prestige (Dimarzio Titans)
Squier Vintage Modified 70s Jazz V
Audient iD22 interface
Peavey Revalver 4, UAD Friedman BE100/DS40
Adam S3A monitors
Quote by Anonden
You CAN play anything with anything....but some guitars sound right for some things, and not for others. Single coils sound retarded for metal, though those who are apeshit about harpsichord probably beg to differ.
#9
Not so subtle phallic imagery.
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#16
My sweetheart. At least thats what I call my geetar.
Quote by RazorbackDevil
This man is cool in my book. He apparently likes boobs as much as me.
Quote by cerveza
as does that one.
+1
Quote by .Will.
+100
Quote by Lamrick21
yeah ill +1 that one.

i smell a hate thread brewing!
#19
Sex with strings on it.
Quote by SeveralSpecies
How the f*ck are you gonna get a cat to bark?


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#21
I call mine my "weapon of choice"
Holden Caulfield is a friend of mine.
We go drinking from time to time.
#22
La Guitarra!
Ay ay ay, mis huevos!
Quote by IwannaBeSadated

I would have any sort of sex with any sort of animal.

#25
I heard someone say "Rawk Box" once (yes, they pronounced the w in 'rawk')
-Guitar Gear-
1995 American Fender Strat, EMG 85 pup
Randall RH200 Head
Marshall 1960a Cab
Woods Acoustic
-Bass Gear-
Spector Legend 4 bass
Washburn Bantam bass
Hartke HA2500
Fender Bassman 410H
Play what you love, love what you play
#26
Quote by FireandFlames
That large hunk of polished wood your hand rubs all over when you're playing a solo.

ah, innuendo at its finest.
#29
All my guitars have names, but I call my Les Paul Custom "my bitch".
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.