#1
Well, i was in boots today and i noticed something odd...

Why the hell was the rack next to the checkout points filled with chocolate bars and mints on one side and condoms on the other? Usually its just chocolate bars and stuff that they put on those racks. hehe... Dangit i should've got someone to take a picture, now people are just gonna say "pics or it didn't happen".

Anyone else seen any weird things like this in shops?
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#2
Once saw on one side Wine and on the other Strawberries. Seriously, an entire shelfload of strawberries.
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Quote by Blompcube
Well, i was in boots today and i noticed something odd...

Why the hell was the rack next to the checkout points filled with chocolate bars and mints on one side and condoms on the other? Usually its just chocolate bars and stuff that they put on those racks. hehe... Dangit i should've got someone to take a picture, now people are just gonna say "pics or it didn't happen".

Anyone else seen any weird things like this in shops?


When I'm done fucking, I want a good mars bar.
#4
You're meant to give a chocolate bar to your girlfriend, then just as she's about to put it in her mouth, whip on the condom and replace said bar with your penis. The old switcheroo.
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When I'm done fucking, I want a good mars bar.


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You're meant to give a chocolate bar to your girlfriend, then just as she's about to put it in her mouth, whip on the condom and replace said bar with your penis. The old switcheroo.



Brilliance, both of you.
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#9
Combos then condoms, followed by no-doz pills and gummy bears.
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as does that one.
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Quote by Ichimaru
You're meant to give a chocolate bar to your girlfriend, then just as she's about to put it in her mouth, whip on the condom and replace said bar with your penis. The old switcheroo.


Because you need condoms for oral?...
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#11
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Because you need condoms for oral?...


If you have genital warts like some people, yeah.


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as does that one.
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yeah ill +1 that one.

i smell a hate thread brewing!
#12
beer one side birth control pills on the otherside ftw?
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#15
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Because you need condoms for oral?...


Nah, the chocolate flavoured condoms make the switcheroo all the more convincing...
#16
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Nah, the chocolate flavoured condoms make the switcheroo all the more convincing...

yeah, seems like a good idea until she sinks her teeth into it thinking its a chocolate bar...
I like analogue Solid State amps that make no effort to be "tube-like", and I'm proud of it...

...A little too proud, to be honest.
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yeah, seems like a good idea until she sinks her teeth into it thinking its a chocolate bar...


especially if you're black, not to be racist
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especially if you're black, not to be racist

It could be white chocolate.
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#19
I once bought Garnier Fructis shampoo, hand lotion, and a birthday card at the same time. The clerk asked me if I was looking to get lucky at a birthday party that night, or if the lotion was just a backup plan. I knew the guy though, so I just laughed and walked away.

I've seen some very odd things, though. Mainly I think its teenagers with a sick sense of humor. How else would the Maxi Pads end up in the same aisle/shelf as the Strawberry Dessert Syrup?
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#21
The stuff by the counter is for impulse buys. But sometimes you get stuff to help when you have diarrhea. You've either got it or you haven't.
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That's a lethal combination.

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Theory disproved.

Wrong, I found that pretty damn funny.
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Well, i was in boots today and i noticed something odd...

Why the hell was the rack next to the checkout points filled with chocolate bars and mints on one side and condoms on the other? Usually its just chocolate bars and stuff that they put on those racks. hehe... Dangit i should've got someone to take a picture, now people are just gonna say "pics or it didn't happen".

Anyone else seen any weird things like this in shops?


OCD much?


I went to bellingham in the states (I'm from British Columbia) and there was a gun store right across the street from a psychiatric clinic and starbucks...

doctor tells you your insane, go to starbucks get wired then go buy a gun....
#27
best I've seen is in my local safeway...they had batteries, disposable cameras, film, condoms and tampons on the same shelf...fun for everyone!
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#28
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Theory disproved.


what are you talking about even if your a jew(non racist) thats hillarious and if you arent you get a good laugh from the pic and from thing of what a jew(again not racist) would say

EDIT:damn did i kill this thread
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