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I travel to Greece lots, and I always find silly children's toys with bad translations on. The following example seems like they helplessly slapped together a few positive words in the English language...

"Handsome appearance, face visor, to be widely appreciated by consuming public"

Kudos for the spelling, though. This was on a toy of a guy on a motor bike, by the way.

Oh the joys of Engrish.

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It's spelt Engrish, not Engrish.

EDIT: I have a box of Chocolates with hilarious Engrish on it, I'll post it if I find them
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It's spelt Engrish, not Engrish.

You typed the same word twice.
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It's spelt Engrish, not Engrish.

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Quote by BGSM
It's spelt Engrish, not Engrish.

EDIT: I have a box of Chocolates with hilarious Engrish on it, I'll post it if I find them



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You know what's a worse insult? Foreigners speak better English than actual English people. FACT. Now that, I find hilarious.
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Quote by BGSM
It's spelt Engrish, not Engrish.

EDIT: I have a box of Chocolates with hilarious Engrish on it, I'll post it if I find them


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i hate that here (mexico) people use english words but they dont even know how to spell it
iv seen things like: performans, chow (instead of show) and more
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It's spelt Engrish, not Engrish.



That confused the hell out of me. I was trying to find a difference in the words for the longest time.
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#17
Whenever I'm in a bad mood, I just go to Engrish.com

Cheers me up right away.

EDIT: I totally forgot, there's a local Chinese restaurant with menus that say "Crap Meat Soup" on them.
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There was a massage parlor in NYC's Chinatown called "Fukee". Not engrish but a hell of a coincidence.
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You know what's a worse insult? Foreigners speak better English than actual English people. FACT. Now that, I find hilarious.


what foreigners are you hanging out with that actually speak better English than you?
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On the internet I find it far easier to read and understand the posts of a non-native English speaker using somewhat broken English, than someone who was born in an English speaking country, has spoken the language their whole lives, but is too lazy to even make an attempt at proper grammar and spelling.
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#24
the best use of engrish I have seen would get me banned.

I'm just gonna say that ther is a certian company that produces horribly made rule 34 comics, where they are written in Japan, and translated into Engrish in Mexico.

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Jafar from Aladdin is screwing Jasmine, and Aladdin pops out of nowhere and yells at the top of his lungs "LET HER GO STINKER! You would not f*ck. her Stinky worm!"
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It's spelt Engrish, not Engrish.


That just pissed me off trying to find the difference between the two.
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what foreigners are you hanging out with that actually speak better English than you?


I'm foreign.
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