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..and right now I'm seriously considering doing mine on why a Zombie Apocalypse would be a kick ass to end the world .... it's due kinda soon and right not I got nothing.

I need you guys to either suggest ideas for paragraphs, or any other ideas that might be good.
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Zombie Sex?

Would that count as necrophilia?
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Would that count as necrophilia?


Not if you were a zombie too. Plus, the undead don't really count as being dead, hence the "un". So in my world zombie sex is perfectly fine and legal.
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Maybe the essay should be about why zombie sex isn't necrophilia.
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I had to do a persuasive speech this year.

Remember to use words like "must", and write the opening paragraph so that it catches the attention of the reader.
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magnus_maximus......a 9? if zombies were coming after you i think a 9 is a little too easy way of defending yourself. even though a 9 isnt too great, but still a gun, im thinking more along the lines of a spoon.
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Guns are ineffective weapons against zombies, the noise will only attract more, an ammo is finite. You're best off with an axe, or another large sharp object. Preferably something that can put distance between you and the undead.
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Guns are ineffective weapons against zombies, the noise will only attract more, an ammo is finite. You're best off with an axe, or another large sharp object. Preferably something that can put distance between you and the undead.

Or you could just use John Petrucci. Get him to go into killzone mode on his Ibanez.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKMYeXkYcgs

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Guns are ineffective weapons against zombies, the noise will only attract more, an ammo is finite. You're best off with an axe, or another large sharp object. Preferably something that can put distance between you and the undead.


But surely after all the zombie killing the blade would dull. You'd need some kind of sharpening device, better yet, just use a metal pole and bash them. Then again, that'll probably break from all of the stress...

I give up.
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But if you're up close and personal, if you hit 'em with an axe, you might get castoff blood in your eye or an open wound. Range is better. I soppose a spear might work, though. Or a partisan, to lop off their heads from a distance.


Though spears give you a lot of distance, you need to be able to hack off limbs quickly and efficiently. Therefore, a poleaxe or halberd is the best weapon, with a sword or ax for more close range fighting.
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Do one on drug legalisation.
It's well easy.
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