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ok so my sister is getting married and i promised her (even though see dosent want it) that i would make her a tape with music to have sex to. She thinks that this is going to be a serious tape so i want to put a couple of good songs for doing it in the beginning then randomly have like cannibal Corpse or something. what would be good songs for this?

what i have so far

Herbie Handcock- Rockit
Cannibal Corpse- pretty much anything
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You and your sister have a really fucked up relationship it sounds like.
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#4
Give her a dick in a box.
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^ It's a dick IN a box.

Rick roll her.
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Strapping young lad - love?
That would be epic.
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In before I Cum Blood.

Actually...I Cum Blood would work.
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#12
Explain to her hubby-2-b how to effectively Falcon Punch, and how it is legal.
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Who the hell uses cassettes anymore anyway?

Edit: Since when does tape mean Cd
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Who the hell uses cassettes anymore anyway?


All the cool kids, that's who. It's not a mix tape unless it's contained within a cassette tape.
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#16
Let Me Put My Love Into You Babe - AC/DC, followed by Killradio's 'Scavenger' or Element Eighty's 'Texas Cries', particularly the latter.
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im trying to find rick roll mp3 right now
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im trying to find rick roll mp3 right now

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Psh. Screw that.

Get her a liquor squirting dildo.

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Strapping young lad - love?
That would be epic.

+10

If you put that in, she'd have a hard time walking straight the next day.
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