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yea. so my parents are in richmond for the weekend and im about 4 hours away. and recently a guy shot a cop in the neck and is still loose. and i live kinda in the middle of nowhere. and if i was running from the cops, i would go to the middle of nowhere. so tonoght, im gonna get loaded up on energy drinks and chill with the shotty all night. would anyone like to stay up too?
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Once you stop posting, everyone's going to think you're dead....
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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
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I live near Richmond.
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Once you stop posting, everyone's going to think you're dead....

lol im the killer and i killed him
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You're as good as dead. Just spend the rest of your life watching porn and fapping.
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im still alive. im gonna go hit the punching bag for a while. so. if im not back in 20 minutes im dead.
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You're as good as dead. Just spend the rest of your life watching porn and fapping.


If it was quite probable that my death is imminent, I'd rather not put myself in a position to have my corpse found, mid twanger-pluck.
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I think you're lying, I think YOU shot the cop & are trying to cover it up.

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this is a job for chuck norris



nice


good luck dude
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Put a red cross on your front door, that'll teach him to come near your door.
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Call the A-Team.
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If it was quite probable that my death is imminent, I'd rather not put myself in a position to have my corpse found, mid twanger-pluck.


Why not?

Imagine your obituary and epitaph!
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Quote by Dee'snutz
im still alive. im gonna go hit the punching bag for a while. so. if im not back in 20 minutes im dead.

Dude thats how they get you.
your all alone beating up a punching bag
then u realize the punching bags filled with your parents' cadavers

R.I.P. Dee'snutz
#21
If he breaks in just start masturbating furiously in front of him.

Really, who the hell would expect that to happen?


Or, you know, you could always just kill him or something...
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Screw Chuck Norris, B.A. Baracus would kick his ass.
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Call the A-Team.

hahaha. so wuts the red cross thing the other guy was talkin bout.
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Yes, being hyperactive, terrified, in the middle of nowhere and in possession of a gun is a safe combination
If your parents never had children, chances are, you wont either.

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#27
Basically, your options are as follows. Either you stay in and fap until he kills you, or you go out and hunt that f*cker down yourself.
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If he breaks in just start masturbating furiously in front of him.

Really, who the hell would expect that to happen?


Or, you know, you could always just kill him or something...



He would never see that... coming ...


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just think, what would McGiver do

McGiver would rig the door and make a bomb out of a block of ice and a fan. actually i thought about that. wwmgd<(what would McGiver do)
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He would never see that... coming ...



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Do you have a toaster, Dee'snutz?
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Quote by iron_maiden97
lol im the killer and i killed him

Reported to local authorities!
#34
Lol if he breaks in shake your weiner around furiously while making choo choo noises. He should run.
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Do you have a toaster, Dee'snutz?

yes...(looks around suspiciously) <_< >_>
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Lol if he breaks in shake your weiner around furiously while making choo choo noises. He should run.
The mental image in my head will be funnier than anything else I'll see this week .
Quote by Teh Forest King
A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
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Quote by Dee'snutz
yes...(looks around suspiciously) <_< >_>


Then have some fucking poptarts
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