#1
They're only two weeks old and they're badass

I think I'm going to name them Minora and Majora
#3
Woah, I guess it's been a really long time since I've been on here, I don't even have the truck that's in my sig anymore
#5
pics plz
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#9
Awww...
When you saw me sleeping
thought I was dreaming
of you...


I didn't tell you
That the only dream
Is Valium for me
#10
dude, chickens are only fun when theyre little. then they get big, and annoying, and then they disappear....

seriously, ive had a few. its still sad to have them run away.
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so far: Steven Adler
to go: Axl, Slash, Izzy, Duff.

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You sir, are a nice person.
#11
Quote by maggot9779
You shouldn't smoke near chicks, you'll give them cancer


Dude, that's my mom
#12
Quote by no1flyhalf
dude, chickens are only fun when theyre little. then they get big, and annoying, and then they disappear....

seriously, ive had a few. its still sad to have them run away.


I just want fresh eggs everyday.
#13
Quote by esp_krank_vht
Dude, that's my mom


Well, you two look so much alike it's hard for me to tell the difference
#14
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#15
Quote by maggot9779
Well, you two look so much alike it's hard for me to tell the difference


Good one
#17
AWWWWW..you son of a bitch...im jealous



name one Mort and the other one Josie
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#19
dude. you could rip off the heads of them and **** them in the ass and stuff. yeah thats a movie ref.
#21
Quote by Td_Nights
Wow, that was clever.

You're only funny when you're drunk...


so, go binge drinking and come back later.


You're just mad because you didn't think of it first.

Quote by maggot9779
They're not quite hot yet Give em a few months


They're a bit underage, but they're kinda cute.
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#23
Quote by Kensai
You're just mad because you didn't think of it first.

That's actually the second time tonight I've seen you say that in the Pit.

I see you're running dry on material

Now go get hammered.
When you saw me sleeping
thought I was dreaming
of you...


I didn't tell you
That the only dream
Is Valium for me
#24
Quote by esp_krank_vht
They're only two weeks old and they're badass

I think I'm going to name them Minora and Majora



I got three.
#25
Quote by Td_Nights
That's actually the second time tonight I've seen you say that in the Pit.


Hehehe, BUSTED!
#26
awwwwwwww
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#27
Quote by esp_krank_vht
Dude, that's my mom



Holy ****, she's got man hands.

Anyways, chicks are fun. Chickens run around and squawk and **** all over the place. They're dirty and annoying and give you avian flu. Eat them now.
Mmmm, coffee


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Fear your ass...



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Sharing is caring. *holds out hands*
*inserts penis?*
#29
I would like to see them cross the road.
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haha
This is the funniest thing i've ever read on UG.
lespaulrocks39, you sir are awesome.
#31
wrap them up in duct tape (except for their heads) and roll them round
We walked into the night

Am I to bid you farewell?


Why can't you see that I try
When every tear I shed


Is for you?
#32
Those Are Some Cute Sons Of Bitches
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cake this morning!

yeah, that's an inside joke. i made it different colors and sizes to be obnoxious...
#33
My friend used to have a bunch of chickens till he got dogs.
#34
Quote by esp_krank_vht
Here you go



DUDE UR DOG'S GONNA EAT THEM!!
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#35
up until this year, i raised chickens for the fair every year, along with various other animals. i was always happy to see them leave for the butcher.

EDIT: just in case you ever come across it, don't use straw for bedding. it irritates their feet. also, don't let them around turkies, or they'll get sick and die. but it's not like you're going to be getting turkies too.
Last edited by frottage at Apr 13, 2008,