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#1
So yeah, is buying condoms an awkward experience?

And to include at least a bit of humor in this thread, what are some awkward experiences buying condoms?

Yeah, I'm a virgin, I've been waiting for the right girl, I've found her.

I wouldnt just do anyone with a vagina-looking structure.


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#2
Finding one in a trash can is easier
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#3
Walk in, buy walk out. Just smile at the person behind the counter, becuase you know you're gettin some HOOOAH
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#6
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Buy used ones from eBay, much cheaper.

Or Craigslist, so you can try before you buy.
#7
lol I was buying some with my friends a few weeks ago at Wal-Mart. The guy there was like "Better stock up boys, it's the weekend!".
#9
Wink at the cashier, you might get to use them earlier than you expeted.
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#10
Quote by GuitarHero0715
So yeah, is buying condoms an awkward experience?

Only if your Mother works at the place you buy them from & serves you (In more than one way) oh how awkward.....

Buy them from a vending machine in a truck-stop bathroom
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#11
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I'm a virgin

lol loser

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Me too...
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#12
that's the thing with condoms you find in the street

it means the guy was decent enough to use a condom,

but they were obnoxious enough to do the deed right in the road
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#14
well to make sure u get the right one what with all the sizes and colours, i find it easier to just try them on at the store
#15
if its wierd for you, you shouldnt be having sex. ur not mature enough. :/ srry
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lol I was buying some with my friends a few weeks ago at Wal-Mart. The guy there was like "Better stock up boys, it's the weekend!".


Little did he know you were NOT getting laid that weekend.
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#17
I went and brought condoms while my mate was with me and just as she handed me them she smiled and said "have a nice night". I think she thought we were gay
#18
lol, at the local Cum & Go(see wot i did thar?) there's a vending machine, but 75 cents for 1 condom? isnt that freaking expensive?
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I went and brought condoms while my mate was with me and just as she handed me them she smiled and said "have a nice night". I think she thought we were gay


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#20
Make sure you ask for the trojan magnums...and then be referred to the jr ones.
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#21
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lol, at the local Cum & Go(see wot i did thar?) there's a vending machine, but 75 cents for 1 condom? isnt that freaking expensive?

Thats why you buy in bulk! or of course buy second-hand or damaged stock!
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#22
Naw. I walked up to the cashier with a box of trojans and a bottle of that KY lube/massage oil stuff and didn't feel awkward. But maybe that's just because it was an ugly black chick.
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#23
been buying condoms for months, still awkward every time

it wouldnt be so bad if the cashier wasnt always a middle aged woman who shakes her head at you and gives you the "so sad you're having teenage sex" look
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#24
I went to 7-11 one night to get a drink, only to bear witness unto a bunch of what looked like 11 year olds buying huge energy drinks, as well as enormous energy drinks. I recall one of them trying to shoulder rock me on his way out. He dropped his enormous energy drink, which exploded all over his spiffy converse shoes.
#26
My best friend had an awesome idea... at least he thought it was.

We were hanging at longs and there was a really hot clerk checking. My friend grabbed an x-large box of condoms, some kleenexes and cigars, and when checking out he made a pass at the checker.

I spectated. I think the checker was uncomfortable.
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I went to 7-11 one night to get a drink, only to bear witness unto a bunch of what looked like 11 year olds buying huge energy drinks, as well as enormous energy drinks. I recall one of them trying to shoulder rock me on his way out. He dropped his enormous energy drink, which exploded all over his spiffy converse shoes.

lol wut?
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#29
You need to buy other things with it to offset the embarrassment.

Here's what your shopping cart should look like:

Condoms
Mayonnaise
Duct Tape
2 Pineapples
1 Get-well card
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#30
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walk in, walk out, hide them under ur jacket its much easier and less awkward

Yeah cuz if he's caught the awkward conversation with his mom and dad not only about shoplifting but why he stole condoms is really gonna make his life easier.....
#31
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Yeah cuz if he's caught the awkward conversation with his mom and dad not only about shoplifting but why he stole condoms is really gonna make his life easier.....


Nope, he just says it was to awkward to buy them so he shoplifted them.
I vote shoplift.
jk

Just do anything to get 'em man.
'Cause one awkward moment at the cashier
is better then the awkward moment when she says she's pregnant.
or not to mention the moment you have to break it to her parents
#32
There's a supermarket near my house run by what would appear to be an Asian family.
Me and my (ex)girlfriend went in to get a packet of aforementioned condoms. When we got to the cashier and put everything through (We had some chocolates and a drink too), my (ex)girlfriend walked out ahead of me, and after I paid the guy serving us, who was possibly the grandfather of the family, because he was old and creepy (all grandfathers are creepy), looked up, smiled at meand said in the creepiest, most asian-grandpa sounding way "Well done".

I walked outside and burst out laughing.
#33
It depends solely on the cashier, I remember working at CVS and people buying condoms always use to hide it until they got to the register, and the quickly slipped it onto the table haha.

But anyway yeah there's a 7-11 on the corner a block from my house so obviously I just buy from there, cept the guy makes it awkward everytime by asking me if I'm expecting to have some fun tonight, and giving me high fives ... and then whenever I go there to just buy chips or something, he always brings up my g.f, and where she is, and etc .... I stopped buying condoms from there.
#34
I don't see the big deal? If buying condoms at a counter is too hard to do, then chances are you're too young/immature to be having sex.
#36
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I went and brought condoms while my mate was with me and just as she handed me them she smiled and said "have a nice night". I think she thought we were gay


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#37
just buy one, and if they give you a strange stare, just yell out "im getting laid tonight motherfakkkkkka!!" so everyone can hear how awesome you are.
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#38
My girlfriend works at woolworths (australian supermarket), and some of the things shes told me, im not scared to buy them anymore lol. People come in ALL THE TIME to buy comdoms so chill out. Its natural. Some couples even buy them together.. Even really old european guys come in and buy them. Although the first time i went in and bought them, it was funny i was just very quiet, and i bought a marsbar at the same time..
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#39
to avoid awkwardness just ride bare back cause then you'll at least get to feel it.. just remember to pull out and aim for the face
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#40
My gf's on the pill, so no worries there
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