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#1
If for say you had to get your hands or your testis cut off for whatever reason which ones would you rather get cut off because I'm having a debate in my head about it lose my hands won't be able to play guitar lose my testis won't be able to teabag someone or have kids
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#2
i could survive without kids
but teabagging?! NOOOO
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#4
My testes obviously
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#5
Testes, after freezing up truckloads of my little guys, or having as many children in one weekend as I can, hands are too precious .
#6
testes, cheap birthcontrol!
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#8
Balls man.
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#10
+1 no bawls
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#11
I've worked out I'd rather lose my balls lol that guys right just ave to freeze some sperm wow why did I have a debate with myself in my head
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One time I was getting head from my (now ex) girlfriend, I blew my load in her mouth and she spat it back in my face. Seriously.

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#12
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I've worked out I'd rather lose my balls lol that guys right just ave to freeze some sperm wow why did I have a debate with myself in my head


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#13
Definitely balls. I could live without them, wouldn't be happy, but I would live.
#14
I'd keep my hands.

If you kept your balls, how would you please yourself? Also, no one would touch them for you because you're a handless freak.

Plus you'd learn to live with the fact you can't have kids etc but having no hands would be an everyday pain in the butt.
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#15
I say lose the balls, then get them replaced with a fake pair and BAM! You'll be back teabagging your special someone in no time
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#16
Balls, no contest. I don't think it's a big deal, I don't really want kids, and I need my hands to...well, do stuff.
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#17
That's actually really hard. Straight away I think "Balls, I need my hands too much" but then there's the fact that me and my girlfriend are wanting kids some day.
As much as adopting a Japanese virtuoso would be awesome I'd want my own.
But my hands, I need 'em.

Can I take my feet to substitute?
#18
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That's actually really hard. Straight away I think "Balls, I need my hands too much" but then there's the fact that me and my girlfriend are wanting kids some day.
As much as adopting a Japanese virtuoso would be awesome I'd want my own.
But my hands, I need 'em.

Can I take my feet to substitute?

I don't think so.

Take the blue pill, or the red one. Remember, the only way you'll be able to choose to loose you hands or balls is when you realize...there are no balls.
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#19
balls,lighter,and nothing gets in the way anymore
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#21
You can't play guitar with your balls, so i'd rather lose them than my hands.
#22
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I'd keep my hands.

If you kept your balls, how would you please yourself?


If you had your balls cut off, you'd find that you wouldn;t really have too much interest in pleasing yourself.
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#23
Balls. Having no hands would make most tasks difficult. Having no balls wouldn't - You can always adopt kids
#24
The balls without a second thought. Seriously, no balls means no sperm which means no horniness doesn't it? Or is horniness the result of hormones?
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#25
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The balls without a second thought. Seriously, no balls means no sperm which means no horniness doesn't it? Or is horniness the result of hormones?



It is hormones, but probably involves balls at some point along the line.
#26
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It is hormones, but probably involves balls at some point along the line.

Testes have nothing to do with hormones, hormones are controlled by the brain.

I'd lose my hands. Then I'd learn to play guitar with my balls so I could still play and be a man at the same time.
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#29
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Testes, after freezing up truckloads of my little guys, or having as many children in one weekend as I can, hands are too precious .


Good idea. Always keep much of the juice spare, so you could still have another child; it would be a huge mistake if you got the snip before you had kids - I actually think that hospitals don't allow it.

My hands are far too precious, as a musician, an artist and a writer it would be worse than the apocalypse.
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#31
Right now, I think I'd go with losing my hands.

If you lose your balls, you'll turn gay, grow breasts, become weak, and turn into a woman.

If you lose your hands, women will feel sorry for you, that you can't jack off, and get on you.

And plus, you can always learn to play guitar with your penis.

Hands, hands down.
#32
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If you had your balls cut off, you'd find that you wouldn;t really have too much interest in pleasing yourself.


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#33
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Testes have nothing to do with hormones, hormones are controlled by the brain.
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They do I reckon.

Something like this probably:

Testosterone released by pituitary gland -> Travels to the balls and triggers something - production of sperm perhaps?

Biology lesson over.
#34
Pituitary gland in brain releases hormones when puberty start -> they travel to the balls, where testosterone is produced in great amounts -> the balls also produce sperm -> you can shoot this slimy liquid on women for great fun
#35
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Meh, you can at least take testosterone pills if you loose your bawls.


Which will bring your juice back?
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#36
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Which will bring your juice back?

No, but it will stop you turning into a fat, high pitched lady-boy.
#37
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Which will bring your juice back?

Nope, but will keep you from turning into a girly dude....(growing breasts, high pitched voice etc (you'll maybe even start liking guys(?!))
#38
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No, but it will stop you turning into a fat, high pitched lady-boy.


Yes, indeed, I'd only eat chocolate if that happened.

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#39
Balls.

I'ld lose an immense lot more if i lose my hands.
No guitar, no computers, no piano, no production, no bikes, no cars, no sailing, no bmx, no climbing. Life would majorly suck!!

If i lose my balls, all i'll lose is having kids. Which i'm not sure if i want any anyway....
#40
why do I have to consider this? I'm hoping the issue never comes up in reality.
But for the record, I'd have my balls because you can always adopt.
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